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Ventriloquist Act
SKETCH-O-VISION
A VERY GOOD USE OF YOUR TIME.
The setup
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The premise
Here’s the bit.
On a small theater stage, Vernon asks his dummy Horsey about his weekend plans. Horsey turns the conversation toward sex, while a nearby drummer supplies emphatic rimshots. Vernon tries to end the act, but even his directions for putting the dummy away become material for another double entendre.
The funny people
Meet the cast. 2
Script
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- 00:00
Vernon ?
Hey, Horsey, what are you doing this weekend?
- 00:01
Horsey ?
Well, Virgin, I'm doing what I do every weekend. I'm going to the club, I'm going to get some strange-tailed drunks, then I'm going to take them back to my apartment and make love to them.
- 00:12
Vernon ?
All right, it's time to get you back in the box.
- 00:14
Horsey ?
But that's what I want, Virgin.
- 00:17
Vernon ?
I meant back in the hole.
- 00:19
Horsey ?
Exactly.
- 00:20
Vernon ?
All right, thank you. Good night.
The rabbit hole continues
One more couldn’t hurt.
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