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Worst Orchestra

The Whitest Kids U'KnowWKUK
SKETCH-O-VISION
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The setup

A search for the world’s worst orchestra becomes an increasingly absurd attack on a musical rival.

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The premise

Here’s the bit.

An assured narrator introduces a hopelessly bad orchestra, then repeatedly replaces it with supposedly worse contenders. Empty chairs give way to criminal and historical montages, and even a star threatening cosmic destruction is judged by its lack of musical ability. The comparisons culminate in a blunt attack on the Philadelphia Philharmonic, followed by a sponsor card revealing who has been paying for this musical criticism.

The funny people

Meet the cast. 6

Say it with us

Highly quotable.

They're so bad, they never even showed up to the performance.

It doesn't even know a single song.

A little extra

Notes from the archive.

The official WKUK channel published this extract online on 7 July 2013.

The rabbit hole continues

One more couldn’t hurt.

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