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The Complete Human History of the Last 10,000 Years in Seven Seconds

The Whitest Kids U'Know2008Season 2Episode 9
The Whitest Kids U'KnowWKUK
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A VERY GOOD USE OF YOUR TIME.

The setup

A gold trinket turns an ambitious history lesson into a very short act of violence.

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The premise

Here’s the bit.

A stage vignette promises a complete account of human history, then reduces it to one man taking another’s gold by force while a child asks why.

The funny people

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ScriptEnglish · 7 turns

Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.

  1. 00:00

    Speaker 1 ?

    And now, the complete human history of the last 10,000 years in 7 seconds.

  2. 00:08

    Assailant ?

    Hey, what do you got there?

  3. 00:10

    Man with gold ?

    Ah, just this gold thingy.

  4. 00:12

    Assailant ?

    Oh, stab.

  5. 00:14

    Child ?

    What did you do that for?

  6. 00:17

    Assailant ?

    Ah, he was a jackass.

  7. 00:20

    Speaker 1 ?

    And that was the complete human history of the last 10,000 years in 7 seconds.

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