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Greatest Conductor
SKETCH-O-VISION
A VERY GOOD USE OF YOUR TIME.
The setup
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The premise
Here’s the bit.
A narrator celebrates an orchestra conductor’s talent, then recounts the accident that cost him his arms. His return to the podium turns into a chaotic display of conducting with his feet.
The funny people
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Say it with us
Highly quotable.
He was the greatest conductor the world had ever known.
Script
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Speaker 1 ?
He
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Speaker 1
was the greatest conductor the world had ever known, commanding powerful performances all over the globe, until one day, in a tragic car accident, his arms were ripped from his body.
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Speaker 1 ?
Now,
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Speaker 1
after years of rehabilitation, the unfortunately named butt-fart rape dick will take the stage once more to lead the Philadelphia Philharmonic in Ludwig van Beethoven's classic, Seventh Symphony.
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