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Ghost Tea Bag

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The setup

A businessman hoping a palm reader will predict his promotion learns that one of the spirits hovering around him has spent weeks perched on his head in the crudest way possible.

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The premise

Here’s the bit.

A young man in a suit visits Esmeralda's fortune-telling parlor wanting to know whether he will be promoted this week. While studying his hand she notices a crowd of cheerful spirits around him and starts giggling, eventually admitting that one ghost is squatting over his head. The customer refuses to hear anything else about his job until the spirit stops, but each of her pleas only inspires the ghost to new antics, and she learns it has been going on for three weeks. When Esmeralda finally claims the ghost has quit, he accuses her of lying, hurls a chair in frustration and storms out of the parlor still unsure about his job.

The funny people

Meet the cast. 2

Say it with us

Highly quotable.

Welcome to Esmeralda's House of Clairvoyance.

I don't know how I'm gonna function in life knowing I'm being teabagged by a ghost!

I have phantom gonads on my forehead. I have bigger fish to fry!

Behind the scenes

The people who made it.

  • Zach Cregger

    Zach Cregger

    Director

    Directed The Whitest Kids U'Know season 1 episode 5 (Wikipedia episode list).

A little extra

Notes from the archive.

The story continues later in the same episode in Ghost Tea Bag 2, where Esmeralda's prediction comes true and the customer gets his promotion.

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