Por-eef

Gord draws supermarket shoppers to a demonstration of Por-eef, a purported pork-and-beef hybrid. He turns its introduction into a show, using toy animals to explain its origins and recruiting an apparently reluctant vegetarian to endorse it. The vegetarian is really his partner Jeff, whose comparison test pits the meat against cola. An older shopper finally secures a sample and punctures their extravagant claims. The partners switch to a low-price pitch, and the crowd rushes to buy while Jeff sheds his disguise.

Gord and Jeff also appear in the financial seminar and in sales pitches for the Gimmel-100 keyboard and Gezbo’s video package.