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Ted & Ralph: Drinking Game

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The setup

Ralph tries to deliver urgent news to Ted, but the pub table insists that he join their vegetable drinking game.

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The premise

Here’s the bit.

Ted and his friends are enjoying a pub game that requires them to name vegetables between words. Ralph arrives with something serious to tell him, but every attempt at a private conversation is drowned out by laughter and demands for a forfeit. Reluctantly following the rules, Ralph finally communicates his news in the prescribed vegetable sequence. The table falls silent as Ted learns that his wife has died, while Ralph struggles to express sympathy without breaking the game.

The funny people

Meet the cast. 5

Say it with us

Highly quotable.

It's a drinking game, sir.

Tomato Ted, aubergine your, potato wife's, turnip dead.

I mean, tomato sorry.

Behind the scenes

The people who made it.

A little extra

Notes from the archive.

In BBC documentary Comedy Connections, the cast recalled that filming this scene was difficult because the vegetable sequence kept tripping them up.

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