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The Oldest Man: The Torturer

The Carol Burnett Show
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The setup

A prince calls on an ancient royal torturer to persuade a reluctant woman to marry him.

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The premise

Here’s the bit.

A prince threatens a woman with the long-neglected royal torture chamber after she rejects his proposal. His torturer takes so long to arrive that even getting through the door becomes an ordeal. Attempts with a poker, a mouse and other implements repeatedly go wrong, leaving the prince to suffer much of the trouble. The woman remains unmoved until the prince abandons his pursuit, prompting a final reversal beside the iron maiden.

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Highly quotable.

You're supposed to torture her.

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A little extra

Notes from the archive.

The episode is identified as production show #912 in the DVD collection.

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