Melody & Thad Sing at a Restaurant

When a restaurant's usual musicians cancel, the manager introduces singer Melody Warble and her guitarist Thad as a replacement act. Their opening number describes a meal of rotten, rat-infested food in such vivid detail that a diner is left retching, so the manager asks for something less revolting. Steered toward a little girl celebrating her birthday with family and friends, the duo performs a rap branding her a friendless loser, upsetting the children at the table. Asked yet again to try something else, they switch to country and aim a ballad at a table of bald men about how much hair they are missing.