Creepy Old Janitor

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1. 00:09
   

   Austin

   be kid detectives but we're so close to cracking the mystery of the school fire of 1932

2. 00:14
   

   Peter

   the newspaper clippings the old yearbooks but we're missing something

3. 00:17
   

   Janitor

   I might be able to help you kids out

4. 00:20
   

   Peter

   a creepy old janitor they always know something

5. 00:24
   

   Janitor

   I know all the mysteries about this school

6. 00:31
   

   Austin

   do you know anything about the fire 1932

7. 00:34
   

   Janitor

   the what now

8. 00:36
   

   Peter ?

   the mysterious school fire you know like Like, what started it? Who survived?

9. 00:43
   

   Janitor

   No. I mean, I know a lot of janitor stuff like, which toilets work best?

10. 00:51
    

    Peter

    Okay, well, we're sort of investigating a mystery.

11. 00:54
    

    Janitor

    A toilet mystery?

12. 00:56
    

    Peter

    Nope. It's about a fire. I don't think we need your help.

13. 00:59
    

    Janitor

    You sure? Because I also know how to get rust off enamel. Baking soda!

14. 01:06
    

    Peter

    Nah, we're good.

15. 01:07
    

    Janitor

    Fine. Good luck with your dumb mystery figures.

16. 01:12
    

    Peter

    We need to find some new clues.

17. 01:15
    

    Austin

    Wait, what if we check medical records for burn victims at this time? Maybe then we could find a survivor and interview them.

18. 01:21
    

    Janitor

    You mean a burn like this?

19. 01:23
    

    Austin

    So you were at the fire!

20. 01:27
    

    Janitor

    No. I had a mole on my face. My dermatologist removed it with a laser. Turns out it was benign!

21. 01:35
    

    Peter

    What does that have to do with the fire?

22. 01:38
    

    Janitor

    Right, the fire.

23. 01:39
    

    Austin

    Look, if you don't know anything, you can't help us.

24. 01:42
    

    Janitor

    You kids are mean. Guess I'm just a normal janitor that just wants to help with the mystery.

25. 01:49
    

    Peter

    There's something we're missing. Wait a second. What's this? How did I not see this before?

26. 01:55
    

    Austin

    Who's that man in the photo?

27. 01:57
    

    Janitor

    Does he look familiar?

28. 02:00
    

    Austin

    Is that you? You're some type of...

29. 02:05
    

    Janitor

    No, that's not me and you can tell by the facial structure. He has higher cheekbone

30. 02:12
    

    Peter

    You're not helping

31. 02:16
    

    Janitor

    Shoot that is me.

32. 02:18
    

    Peter

    No, it isn't

33. 02:19
    

    Austin

    Information about this case or not.

34. 02:22
    

    Janitor

    I wanna say yes.

35. 02:24
    

    Librarian

    Hey Randy some kid vomited in the fiction section

36. 02:27
    

    Janitor

    Oh vomit you want to come see?

37. 02:30

    No

38. 02:31
    

    Janitor

    Tonight stinks. Just want to help with the mystery

39. 02:36
    

    Austin

    Wait, look what I just found in the record book. It says, after the fire, Mrs. Clackett, a widowed teacher at that school, went missing.

40. 02:44
    

    Peter

    Mrs. Clackett? Why does that name ring a bell?

41. 02:47
    

    Janitor

    If you want to know more, go to aisle 17.

42. 02:51
    

    Peter

    What's in aisle 17?

43. 02:53
    

    Janitor

    Well, that's where the kid barfed.

44. 02:54
    

    Peter

    We don't care about the barf!

45. 02:56
    

    Janitor

    Neither do I, but I think he had carrots!

46. 03:00
    

    Peter

    So?

47. 03:01
    

    Janitor

    Oh, come on. I want to do the mystery team thing with y'all.

48. 03:04
    

    Austin

    Mrs. Clackett. I know why we recognize that name! It's because Mrs. Clackett was our third grade teacher at Brown Elementary!

49. 03:12
    

    Janitor

    Brown Elementary!

50. 03:13
    

    Peter

    Dude, you did not know that!

51. 03:15
    

    Janitor

    Yes I did, she just said it faster!

52. 03:16
    

    Austin

    Please, just leave us alone!

53. 03:18
    

    Janitor ?

    If you want to help with the mystery, I'm going to find you.

54. 03:22
    

    Peter ?

    Okay, so Mrs. Clackett was our third grade teacher and the man in the photo has...

55. 03:29
    

    Austin

    Janitor, are you okay?

56. 03:30
    

    Janitor

    Ah, cleaning up the vomit is gross! You think it's related to the case?

57. 03:34

    No!

58. 03:34
    

    Austin

    Do you just want to work for my dad's place?

59. 03:38
    

    Peter

    Yeah, let's go.

60. 03:39
    

    Janitor

    Hey! Oh, it's gross. I stepped in it. Kids! Kids! Oh, I was just going to show him how we use kitty litter for its absorbent property. Thanks for watching this spooky Studio C sketch. Don't forget to like and share this sketch. And download the BYUtv app for exclusive content. And thank you to the winner of Wayne Brady's Comedy IQ, Bryson Brunson. Thanks for joining us today.

61. 04:20
    

    Peter

    Thanks for having me.

62. 04:23
    

    Janitor

    Ah, these darn lights keep flickering. I better go fix them before I get fired.