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Boss Ordered to "Take Him Out"
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The setup
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The premise
Here’s the bit.
A mob boss tells Gino, his devoted enforcer, that Mario has been talking to the feds and needs to be taken care of. Gino visits the terrified informant and pampers him with snacks, a back rub and a bedtime story. When the boss clarifies that Mario must be taken out, Gino treats him to a day of picnics, tandem bike rides and balloons. Spelling it out at last, the boss demands that Mario be shot, and Gino responds by staging an enthusiastic glamour photo shoot, only realizing too late how unhappy his boss will be.
The funny people
Meet the cast. 6
Say it with us
Highly quotable.
I'm taking care of you, silly.
I want you, Gino, to shoot Mario. Shoot him.
Give me danger, give me lightning and thunder. You're a fierce lioness.
Behind the scenes
The people who made it.
Neil Hiatt
Writer
Brandon Christensen
Director
Micah Merrill
Producer
Russ Kendall
Producer
Jim O'Doherty
Producer
A little extra
Notes from the archive.
Studio C posted this sketch on YouTube on September 17, 2019, nearly a month before it aired in Season 10, Episode 3 on October 14, 2019. The show's fan wiki lists it as "Mobster Mess-up."
Script
Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.
- 00:00
The Boss
Gino, my most trusted enforcer, I have a job for you.
- 00:06
Gino
Anything for the family, boss.
- 00:09
The Boss
There's a rat among us. Mario's been talking to the feds. I need you to take care of him. You understand?
- 00:20
Gino
Don't worry, boss. I got it.
- 00:26
Mario
Gino, what's going on?
- 00:28
Gino
Don sent me. Get in the living room, now.
- 00:34
Mario
You don't have to do this, Gino. Gino, tell the boss I'm sorry, please. You don't have to do this.
- 00:40
Gino ?
Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
- 00:41
Mario
Look at me, Gino. You know me. We're like brothers, Gino.
- 00:45
Gino
The boss wants me to take care of you. I brought num noms.
- 01:01
Mario
Gino, what are you doing?
- 01:03
Gino
I'm taking care of you, silly. Now just wait. Don't want you to get any yuckies on your shirt, huh? Huh? You've got so much tension in your shoulders. You ever try Pilates? And then the brave little bunny and brave little kitten lived happily ever after. The end.
- 01:32
The Boss
What did you do?
- 01:34
Gino
I took care of him, boss.
- 01:36
The Boss
You listen to me, okay? Mario has offended the family. He's disloyal. Capisce? I need you to take him out.
- 01:48
Gino
oh now I understand yes consider it done so uh there was some confusion earlier
- 02:04
Mario ?
oh oh no Gino
- 02:06
Gino
really boss wants me to take you out
- 02:08
Mario
oh no Gino please
- 02:09
Gino ?
best day ever
- 02:26
The Boss
okay I'm gonna be blunt I want you Gino to shoot Mario shoot him say it back to me
- 02:43
Gino
you want me to shoot Mario
- 02:45
The Boss
I want you to do what
- 02:46
Gino
shoot mario
- 02:46
The Boss
you're gonna do what
- 02:47
Gino ?
tomorrow shoot him
- 02:48
The Boss
who are you
- 02:48
Gino
i'm gino
- 02:49
The Boss
who is he
- 02:49
Gino
he's mario
- 02:50
The Boss
and you're gonna do what
- 02:51
Gino
i'm gonna shoot him
- 02:51
The Boss ?
okay
- 02:57
Gino ?
now i'm gonna do what the boss asked i'm gonna shoot you
- 03:03
Mario ?
gino i knew it i knew it i'm sorry i'm gonna put this down what are we doing gino
- 03:12
Gino
all right work it work it baby work it come on
- 03:18
Mario ?
what do you what do you want me to do
- 03:20
Gino
give me a little little pouty lips give me a little pout
- 03:23
Mario ?
how
- 03:24
Gino
okay hug oh oh honey marilyn monroe called she wants a smolder back give me a little over the shoulder swing it over the shoulder smolder holder oh there you go give me danger give me lightning and thunder you're a fierce lioness don is gonna love these yes beautiful oh this is amazing i'm I'm gonna get a new lens. The boss is not gonna be happy.
The rabbit hole continues
One more couldn’t hurt.
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