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Surprise Party Slaughter
The setup
The premise
Here’s the bit.
At his office desk, former farmhand Hank phones his employee Whitney's husband, Tim, to finalize plans for her surprise birthday party. While on hold he answers a call from his mother and talks her through butchering a cow, switching between the two conversations. Whitney walks in partway through and hears only the fragments: sedate her, knock her out, kill her quickly, the whole office is in on it. Convinced her husband and coworkers are planning to murder her, she sinks to the floor in panic and frantically tries to reach Tim, while Hank cheerfully thanks him for his help. A coworker then arrives to report that he has the blindfold and baseball bat ready for tonight, and Hank whoops with delight.
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Highly quotable.
She'll crush you like a Coke can.
Maybe it's a different Tim.
We don't want to hurt her, we just want to eat her.
Behind the scenes
The people who made it.

Jared Shores
Director
A little extra
Notes from the archive.
The Studio C fan wiki lists this among the highest-rated sketches of Season 3, and notes it is the only sketch in the episode without Matt Meese.
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