Officer Sikorsky (Jason Sudeikis) brings in ex-convicts McIntosh (Kenan Thompson), 'All the Way' Ray May (Eddie Murphy), and Big Red (Will Ferrell) to scare three juvenile shoplifters (Marcello Hernandez, Mikey Day, Michael Longfellow). The convicts confuse the teens with conflicting commands, then try to intimidate them with life stories that closely mirror Harry Potter, The Nutty Professor, and Elf. The teens keep pointing out the obvious movie references and get roughed up for it. Will Ferrell's Big Red ultimately undermines the whole message by insisting prison is 'actually really fun.'