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The setup

A maths quiz turns imaginary numbers, bouncing contestants and a revolving set into a competition nobody could possibly understand.

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The premise

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Julie and Simon compete in a quiz where speed matters more than understanding the rules. Imaginary numbers lead into a frantic round of bouncing and collecting numbers, before the rotating board briefly exposes a startled newsreader. Simon takes the prize in the final round while Julie is led away in handcuffs.

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That's Numberwang!

Behind the scenes

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ScriptEnglish · 28 turns

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  1. 00:07

    Numberwang Host

    And welcome to Numberwang, the maths quiz that's simply everyone. Joining me today are Julie from Northampton and Simon, who is also from Southampton. So, Julie, any funny stories to tell us?

  2. 00:17

    Julie

    Yes.

  3. 00:17

    Numberwang Host

    Simon?

  4. 00:17

    Simon

    No.

  5. 00:18

    Numberwang Host

    Great. Let's play Numberwang. And it's Simon to go first. Too slow. Julie?

  6. 00:24

    Julie

    38.

  7. 00:25

    Numberwang Host

    That's Numberwang. Let's move on to round two, imaginary numbers. Simon?

  8. 00:29

    Simon

    Twentington.

  9. 00:30

    Numberwang Host

    That's Numberwang.

  10. 00:31

    Julie

    Trail of Hundred and Knee.

  11. 00:32

    Numberwang Host

    That's Numberwang.

  12. 00:33

    Simon

    Shinty Six. six.

  13. 00:34

    Numberwang Host

    Oh, bad luck, Simon. I'm afraid shinty six is a real number. As in the popular phrase, I only have shinty six days left to live. So, on to round three. Julie, Simon, please take to the number leans. And if I can have time on the clock, please. Let's play number bounce.

  14. 00:54

    Eight. Ninety-three. Fifteen. Seventy.

  15. 01:00

    Numberwang Host

    That's number wang. Take a number. Julie?

  16. 01:03

    Julie

    30!

  17. 01:04

    Numberwang Host

    That's number wang, take a number. Simon?

  18. 01:08

    Simon

    3,249.

  19. 01:09

    Numberwang Host

    That's number wang, take a number. Julie?

  20. 01:11

    Julie

    Not!

  21. 01:12

    Numberwang Host

    That's number wang, take a number. Simon?

  22. 01:14

    Simon

    Four and a half.

  23. 01:15

    Numberwang Host

    That's number wang, take a number. Oh, and I'm afraid we're out of time, so you'll have to put those last numbers back. Well, that's the end of Number Bounce. Well done, everyone. So, as we go into the final round, it's neck and neck because Julie is on 82 and Simon is also on 26. It's time for Wanganum. Let's rotate the board. Julie, Simon, welcome back. Let's play Wanganum. Julie, you go last. Simon?

  24. 01:51

    Simon

    44.

  25. 01:52

    Numberwang Host

    Julie?

  26. 01:53

    Julie

    404.

  27. 01:54

    4.4. Ah. 444.4. 44.44. 44.

  28. 02:01

    Numberwang Host

    That's Wanganum! Julie, you've been Wanganum, but Simon, you are today's number wang. More number one tomorrow, but until then, stay number one.

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