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Two Teenagers Dressed as Werewolves
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The setup
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The premise
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Seth Meyers brings on two teenagers in shaggy werewolf wigs and matching letterman jackets, played by Jay Pharoah and musical guest Drake, to discuss a new Halloween trend. Already in costume two weeks early, they explain that rather than going door to door they now go child to child, snatching bags of candy and finding the tears hilarious. When Seth doubts the victims see the fun, the pair cue up a track and perform their own rap about the scheme, bragging about their candy haul, furious parents, cavities and why they are too old to trick-or-treat, before wishing everyone a happy Halloween.
The funny people
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Say it with us
Highly quotable.
Little kids get candy, then we take it.
Watch out, 'cause like Republicans, I'm behind the bushes.
I would trick-or-treat, but I'm too old now.
A little extra
Notes from the archive.
Drake appeared on this episode as the musical guest, performing with a cameo from Nicki Minaj, and also featured in the same night's SNL Digital Short.
Script
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- 00:00
Seth Meyers
Halloween is just around the corner. Here to talk about a new Halloween trend are two teenagers dressed as werewolves. You know, I got to say, it's like two weeks away. You guys are already in costume.
- 00:21
Jay Pharoah
Oh, yeah, we love Halloween, baby, you know.
- 00:22
Seth Meyers
Now, don't take offense here, but aren't you a little old to be going out trick-or-treating?
- 00:28
Jay Pharoah
I mean, we don't trick-or-treat, man, but we still get candy.
- 00:32
Seth Meyers
Okay, well, how's that?
- 00:34
Jay Pharoah
It's called bag-jacking, Seth. Little kids get candy, then we take it.
- 00:40
Seth Meyers
I'm sorry, bag jacking?
- 00:42
Drake
Yeah, you know, instead of going house to house, we go kid to kid, and we take their bags, and they cry like, I'm hungry, I want my candy. It's really funny for everyone.
- 00:50
Jay Pharoah
It's hilarious.
- 00:51
Seth Meyers
I don't think it is fun for everyone.
- 00:53
Drake
Oh, it is.
- 00:55
Jay Pharoah
And we made a song about it. Hit that track.
- 01:01
Jay Pharoah
What we doing, Drake?
- 01:03
Drake
We bag jackin', bitches.
- 01:04
Jay Pharoah
What we doing, Drake?
- 01:06
Drake
We bag jackin', bitches.
- 01:07
Jay Pharoah
We'll take your whole bag of candy, leave you in the cold. So ring the ruckus if you're under 12 years old
- 01:13
Jay Pharoah
It's 7.58 and now your curfew is pushing Watch out cause like Republicans I'm behind the bushes It wasn't me if you asked me, that's what I'ma tell ya And I'ma eat so much chalk and my blood types Nutella Got wanted signs from mad parents, state troopers Can that Willie Walker and bitch slap the Oompa Loompa
- 01:31
Jay Pharoah
What we doing, Trey?
- 01:33
Drake
We bagjacking, bitch
- 01:34
Jay Pharoah
What we doing, Trey?
- 01:36
Drake
We bagjacking, bitch
- 01:37
Jay Pharoah
But just take your whole bag of candy, leave you in your cold. So bring your ruckus if you under 12 years old.
- 01:43
Drake
Give me your Reese's Pieces. Give me your Hershey bars. I want your Milky Way. Give me that Snickers bar. I would trick or treat, but I'm too old now. So I snatch your bag so I don't look like a pedophile. My sticky fingers got all of these mothers mad at me. We're talking stomach aches, restraining orders, cavities. I probably won't have no teeth when I'm finished. I don't pay for the porcelains. I'll just marry my dentist.
- 02:07
Jay Pharoah
What we doin' Drake?
- 02:09
Drake
We bag jackin' bitches.
- 02:10
Jay Pharoah
What we doin' Drake?
- 02:12
Drake
We bag jackin' bitches.
- 02:13
Jay Pharoah
We'll take your whole bag of candy, leave you in the cold. So bring that ruckus if you're under 12 years old.
- 02:19
Jay Pharoah
Happy Halloween, baby.
- 02:25
Seth Meyers
Thank you. Two teenagers dressed as werewolves.
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