Wayne's World: At the Movies

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   Speaker 1

   You are watching Cable 10, Aurora, Illinois, Community Access Channel. Wayne's World, here's your host, Wayne Campbell.

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   Party! Whoo! Whoo! Pardis! Pardis! Pardis! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Pardis!

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   Wayne Campbell

   All right! All right! It's Friday. It's 10.30, it's time to party. Welcome to Wayne's World. I'm your excellent host, Wayne Campbell. With me, as always, is Garth.

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   Garth Algar

   Party on, Wayne.

5. 00:43
   

   Wayne Campbell

   Oh, party on, Garth. Okay. All right, we had an excellent summer.

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   Garth Algar

   Excellent.

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   Wayne Campbell

   Capped off by an even better Halloween. My girlfriend, Cassandra, went as a brick, and I went as a bricklayer. I haven't thought of you.

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   Garth Algar

   I I went as Barney the purple dinosaur I got my ass kicked

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   Wayne Campbell

   that was pretty harsh okay of course the main thing that we've been up to is going to the movies so with that in mind let's go to to the movies.

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    The sweetest world of the movies, one at a time, excellent. Woo!

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    Wayne Campbell

    OK, all right. OK, one of the first movies we saw this summer is The Fugitive, starring Harrison Ford. I thought it was excellent.

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    Garth Algar

    I thought it was mega excellent. But you know, I think it would have been better if the one-armed man was like the one-legged babe or the no index finger guy.

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    Wayne Campbell

    Yeah. Yeah. Hey, you know, maybe that guy Bobbitt should do the sequel.

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    Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. oh, that's not, oh, oh, Oh. Oh. Oh.

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    Wayne Campbell

    Okay, let's move on to the piano, all right?

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    This movie sucked. This movie sucked. This movie sucked. This movie sucked. This movie sucked. I mean, yeah.

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    Garth Algar

    It was like such a chick movie, man.

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    Wayne Campbell

    Total chick movie.

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    Garth Algar

    Yeah.

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    Garth Algar

    Okay, my life with Michael Keaton and Nicole Kidman. I thought it was great.

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    Wayne Campbell

    Yeah, me too. You know, everyone told me that I would just, like, cry all the way through it, but I didn't. As if I'm going to cry during that scene where Michael Keaton's baby is born, and he thanks God for letting him live long enough to see it.

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    Garth Algar

    When he tells his dad that he loves him.

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    Boo! Boo! Boo!

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    Wayne Campbell

    okay okay let's move on let's move on to something lighter okay this okay this next movie all right this next movie was great I'll be it obscure it came out during the spring it's called the leprechaun

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    Garth Algar

    yeah the the leprechaun cool I thought it was excellent

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    Wayne Campbell

    yeah it was really excellent it was about this little mythical elephant creature with a really wicked to do you remember that that guy? Do you remember? I'm the leprechaun. Don't try and steal me.

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    Garth Algar

    Stop it. Stop it. You're scaring me, leprechaun man. Come on. But I saw the leprechaun.

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    Wayne Campbell

    No, it's me. It's me.

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    Garth Algar

    I saw the leprechaun.

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    Wayne Campbell

    Just chill. It's me. All right. Pixie dust. All right. Pixie dust. I mean.

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    Garth Algar

    But I thought I

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    Wayne Campbell

    know, you thought it was the leprechaun.

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    Garth Algar

    I saw the leprechaun.

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    Wayne Campbell

    Okay, okay, Garth, Garth, it's me.

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    Garth Algar

    But I saw the...

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    Wayne Campbell

    I know you thought it was the leprechaun.

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    Garth Algar

    I saw the leprechaun, I saw the leprechaun.

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    Wayne Campbell

    Garth, pixie dust. We're in Aurora, okay?

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    Garth Algar

    I saw the leprechaun.

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    Wayne Campbell

    We're in Aurora.

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    Garth Algar

    We are? It's okay?

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    Wayne Campbell

    We're not in Ireland.

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    Garth Algar

    Ah!

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    Wayne Campbell

    Okay, okay, chill. All right, sweetie. Sweetie, pixie dust.

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    Wayne Campbell

    Okay, let's move on, all right? The remains of the day, with Academy Award winners Anthony Hopkins and Emma Thompson I thought it was a tour de force portrayal of the repressed emotions of the English psyche set against the backdrop of fascistic pre-war Britain I thought it was breathtaking Garth

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    Garth Algar

    sucked

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    Wayne Campbell

    Carlitos way I like

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    Garth Algar

    yeah I really liked it

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    Wayne Campbell

    hey I love the ads for this movie you know it It went Pacino from the man who did The Godfather, Serpico, Dog Day Afternoon, Scarface.

50. 04:45
    

    Garth Algar

    But you notice they didn't do Cruising.

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    Wayne Campbell

    OK, all right.

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    Wayne Campbell

    Why? I don't get it. Why?

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    Something is missing.

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    Wayne Campbell

    All right, Jurassic Park.

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    Garth Algar

    Oh, man, I loved it.

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    Wayne Campbell

    Yeah, it was real cool and real scary.

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    Garth Algar

    And Laura Dern, boy, she's a babasaurus.

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    Schwing!

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    Wayne Campbell

    She's a tyrannosaurus sex.

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    Garth Algar

    A major chickadactyl.

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    Wayne Campbell

    Okay, and finally, we saw one more movie. It was called...

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