Aquarium Repairmen

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1. 00:04

   Thanks for inviting us over. You have a really beautiful house.

2. 00:08

   I'm sorry I'm tied up over here.

3. 00:10

   Oh, yeah, the aquarium broke down right before you guys came over.

4. 00:14

   We have some repairmen coming over.

5. 00:17

   Oh, and that must be them.

6. 00:21

   Oh, I'm so glad you guys are here.

7. 00:23

   Don't worry, ma'am, you're in good hands.

8. 00:26

   Where's the tank?

9. 00:27

   Uh, it's over here, guys.

10. 00:28

    Whoa, whoa, what are these, piranhas?

11. 00:31

    No, they're goldfish.

12. 00:33

    Whoa! Sorry, Mr. Fish Expert.

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    We got a real Jacques Cousteau over here.

14. 00:40

    Well, no, I'm not an expert, but I do like fish.

15. 00:43

    Say no more, my friend. Just give us a few minutes.

16. 00:45

    We'll be out of your way in two seconds.

17. 00:47

    Roger,

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    Roger,

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    you have to look at these pictures.

20. 00:52

    They are gorgeous. Gina took them on her vacation.

21. 00:55

    Hey, Bobby, what do we got?

22. 00:57

    Freaking Annie Leibovitz over here?

23. 00:59

    We got a freaking Kodak Mormon up in here.

24. 01:03

    um excuse me i'm just saying it sounds like uh you take a lot of photos like annie leibowitz or

25. 01:10

    peter parker if you will over here no i just happened to take some pictures when i was in

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    hawaii

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    yeah we got how would you like a nice hawaiian punch over here we got a pure cane sugar that's

28. 01:30

    the one over here we got book them down over here we got kamfunga's chin

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    over here.

30. 01:39

    We got...

31. 01:43

    hey guys uh how's the tank coming it's fine i think we got the right size filter out in the

32. 01:48

    room all right great because uh we're just about to have dinner here so oh

33. 01:52

    Dino! Well, well, well, well, well, Dino.

34. 01:56

    We got a friggin' Chef Boyardee over here.

35. 02:02

    Where's your white hat, Bobby Flay, over here?

36. 02:05

    Oh, we got a regular, can you smell what the rock is cooking?

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    It's like a regular, uh, that guy who says bam.

38. 02:15

    Well, bam, I don't know.

39. 02:16

    Emeril Lagasse.

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    Over here!

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    Don't help them.

42. 02:23

    All right, guys, listen, uh, just, you know, fix the tank.

43. 02:26

    If you can't, then, uh, you know, just leave,

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    because my friends and I, we're just trying to have a good time.

45. 02:30

    Oh, good time, all right.

46. 02:31

    Oh, boy, Bobby!

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    Good times!

48. 02:34

    We got a Jimmy J.J. Walker over here!

49. 02:39

    Temporary layoffs over here.

50. 02:41

    Stop it! Stop it, the both of you.

51. 02:44

    You're acting like children.

52. 02:45

    Oh, who's this now over here?

53. 02:46

    Is this Dr. Benjamin Spock?

54. 02:49

    Give me a break.

55. 02:50

    Give me a break!

56. 02:52

    Oh, give me a break.

57. 02:54

    We got a friggin' Nell Carter over here.

58. 02:57

    Yeah, you look like Nell Carter a little bit over here.

59. 03:00

    Looks like Joe Theismann over here.

60. 03:02

    Oh, give me a break.

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    Give me a break.

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    Break me off the beat today.

63. 03:07

    Take it over here.

64. 03:10

    We got a...

65. 03:11

    I'm kind of tapped out now.

66. 03:14

    Yeah, I'm tapped out too, unfortunately.

67. 03:18

    Not a best work over there.

68. 03:20

    Yeah, well, what do you know?

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    Hey, hey you guys. Hey, you guys what the electric company over here? No, I just you know, I

70. 03:27

    Sammy Davis, Jr

71. 03:30

    No, I yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

72. 03:33

    God, they know your dad's over here

73. 03:37

    No, no, I just oh my god the fish what you killed the fish

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    What are you all your wisecracks? You killed the fish guy?

75. 03:49

    Okay,

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    god! My family pictures!

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    Okay

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    guys, you know why you're here.

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    You were fired from your last job

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    because you compulsively made wisecracks

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    to the degree that you killed an entire tank of fish.

82. 04:10

    Now, to really understand this problem,

83. 04:11

    I'm going to have to do a few tests.

84. 04:12

    I'm going to say a sentence,

85. 04:13

    and you say the first thing that comes into your head, okay?

86. 04:16

    I like movies.

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    We got...

88. 04:24

    We got full-rigging Puerto Rico fallini over here.

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    I like water.

90. 04:41

    We got a freaking molecule joint with two hydrogen molecules on a covalent bond over here.

91. 04:49

    Okay, guys.

92. 04:52

    Okay, guys, it's very funny, but it's pretty clear to me that you both have some pretty serious compulsions.

93. 04:58

    I'm going to recommend that we proceed with a course of aggressive shock therapy.

94. 05:02

    God, Mr. Daly, how did you get out of your room?

95. 05:07

    Sorry,

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    I'm sorry,

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    this man is very mentally ill.

98. 05:18

    Don't let this happen to you.

99. 05:20

    Call Gary's Fishtanks, a name you can trust since 1982.