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Monster Chiller Horror Theatre: Dr. Tongue's 3D House of Slave Chicks

SCTV 1982 Season 5 Episode 4

SKETCH-O-VISION

A VERY GOOD USE OF YOUR TIME.

The setup

Count Floyd unveils Smell-O-Rama, a spray can that lets viewers sniff along with Dr. Tongue's latest 3-D horror picture.

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Community rating

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The premise

Here’s the bit.

Monster Chiller Horror Theatre host Count Floyd previews Saturday's feature, Dr. Tongue's 3D House of Slave Chicks, and introduces Smell-O-Rama: whenever a red dot flashes, viewers spray his special can and take a whiff, which promptly spooks him with what he insists are bats. In the clips, Dr. Tongue has Bruno deliver barbecue invitations and a single rose to every attractive woman in the village, revealing that a drop of hypnotic potion on each flower will make its admirer his devoted servant. The castle cookout goes to plan until Bruno's chili leaves its own impression, and a teary-eyed Floyd closes by urging kids to send away $19.95 for cans of their own.

The funny people

Meet the cast. 3

Say it with us

Highly quotable.

Perhaps the lady would prefer a foot-long weenie.

There's nothing more frightening than chili.

A little extra

Notes from the archive.

This instalment aired in SCTV's November 26, 1982 episode "Jane Eyrehead", which guest-starred Robin Williams and was nominated for the Emmy for outstanding writing in a variety or music program.

ScriptEnglish · 34 turns

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00:16
Count Floyd
Reminding you to stay tuned this Saturday night for Monster Chiller Horror Theater when we present that blood-curdling classic, Dr. Tom's 3-D House of Slave Chicks. Oh, that's going to be a scary film, let me tell you, because not only do you get a chance to watch in 3-D while those good-looking slave babes leap right out at you, but also you get a chance to smell the perfume that's right and you can smell the flavored lip gloss all through the miracle of smell-o-rama that's right you can see whatever the people are seeing on the in the movie and you can smell what they're smelling simply by using this brand brand new device, Count Floyd's 3D Smell-O-Rama can. Now, here's all you gotta do. Whenever the red dot flashes on the screen, when you see a red dot, you just whip out your 3D can of Smell-O-Rama and ah, that's it, take a whiff. Oh, oh, oh, that scared me. That must be bats or something. Yes, that smells like bats, big, ugly, flesh-eating bats. You don't want to smell that, kids. No siree. Now, look, I'll be telling you later on how to get your own can of Count Floyd's 3-D smell-o-rama. That's right. But right now, why don't we take a look at some chilling previews from that blood-curdling classic, Dr. Tongue's 3-D House of Slave Chicks. And remember, watch for that flashing red dot. And remember, it's brought to you in the miracle of Smell-O-Rama.
02:10
Dr. Tongue ?
Made it the right way.
02:16
Dr. Tongue
The most beautiful woman in the village. You are hereby invited to a barbecue at my castle this Saturday at dusk. Dress is optional, if you know what I mean. Hope you like my gift. Signed, the guy who lives in the castle. That's the last one. Thank you. Bruno! Bruno, did you get the flowers to go along with these invitations?
02:43
Bruno
Well, I got the roses, but I couldn't find any chrysanthemums.
02:49
Dr. Tongue
No chrysanthemums? Oh, well, be that as it may, I want you to deliver these invitations to every good-looking chick in the village. Make sure each one receives a single flower. For how can any good-looking woman worth her salt not succumb to the smell of a single... rose?
03:23
Dr. Tongue ?
Yes?
03:24
Bruno
Well, there's one thing that's confusing me.
03:27
Dr. Tongue ?
That figures.
03:27
Bruno ?
Por quoi the flowers?
03:30
Dr. Tongue ?
Por quoi the flowers? Por quoi the flowers?
03:40
Dr. Tongue
I'll tell you por quoi the flowers! Do you see this potion? Do you see it? When I place a single drop of that potion on this here flower, why, it creates a hypnotic effect. Thereby, any good-looking chick who smells it turns into my own personal slave chick.
04:04
Bruno ?
That's genius!
04:04
No! I'll be gone with you!
04:09
Bruno ?
Another hot dog, my dear? The mustard and relish are over there.
04:14
Chili? Yes.
04:18
Bruno ?
It's quite a soiree, huh? One hot dog coming up.
04:23
Dr. Tongue
I'll take care of this, Bruno. Perhaps the lady would prefer a foot-long weenie. There you go, my darling. For you. Enjoy.
04:43
Oh, yes. head. I think I'll go mingle. Good idea.
04:55
Bruno ?
Nice day for barbecue, huh? The, uh, the weatherman called for rain, but, uh...
05:05
We love you, Bruno. Your wish is our command.
05:14
Bruno ?
Would you excuse me for a moment?
05:19
So I spent the last couple years in business administration, but I really couldn't hack it there. What I wanted to do was go for my master's. Now, this is where the story gets interesting.
05:27
Bruno
Dr. Tongue! Dr. Tongue!
05:29
Dr. Tongue
Yes, Bruno?
05:30
Bruno
The potion's working. The girls are turning into slave chicks.
05:34
Dr. Tongue ?
Excuse my macho friend. I'll be right back. Step over here, please. Get over there, you idiot. We'll be right back. Now, where is your tap?
05:44
Bruno ?
I think I dropped it in the chili. I looked all over for it this morning.
05:48
Dr. Tongue ?
For my own edification, what's it like being a total ignoramus?
05:51
Bruno ?
Well, it has its
05:52
Dr. Tongue ?
don't answer that I know the potion is working I was just about to invite the girls in for a little liqueur and some charades oh think of it Bruno Bruno
06:09
Bruno ?
could have been the chili
06:10
Dr. Tongue ?
oh come on everyone in everyone in the house you Come on! Charades! Liqueurs!
06:17
Mmm! Oh, aren't you deaf? Well, once we're on the moat.
06:31
Count Floyd
Oh, that's... that's scary. Oh, boy, I'm... Count Floyd will tell you there's nothing more frightening than chili. Oh, I've got tears in my eyes. Oh, and I don't think that's from laughing either, kids. Oh, but look. Oh, kids, I'll tell you. If you really want to experience the miracle of Smell-O-Rama, you've got to send away for your Count Floyd 3D Smell-O-Rama cans. Ha-ha. Oh! Just $19.95. Send away to me, Count Floyd, and I'll get a can of this stuff to you, too sweet. And then this Saturday night, you can watch Monster Chiller Horror Theater and our scary, blood-curdling classic, Dr. Tongue's 3-D House of Slave Cheeks in the Miracle of Smell-O-Rama! Oh!