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Great White North: Calculators

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The setup

Bob and Doug object to calculators in school, once they get the camera and their show’s name sorted out.

Community rating

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The premise

Here’s the bit.

Bob and Doug stumble through the opening of their homemade Canadian talk show, arguing about its name and coaxing the camera into an increasingly close view of Doug. Bob finally raises his complaint: children can use calculators at school, a luxury the brothers never had. Their grievance soon gives way to hunger, back bacon and beer, while a scrolling account of their attempt to get an agent supplies a second conversation on screen.

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Highly quotable.

Like we had like to use our fingers and toes, eh?

I think that was one of our best shows.

A little extra

Notes from the archive.

Originally broadcast in SCTV’s third-season episode “My Factory, My Self” on October 10, 1980. Episode guides also call this installment “Kanadian Korner 4: Calculators.” The closing text crawl about the William Morris Agency is part of the original sketch.

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