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Icebreaker
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The setup
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The premise
Here’s the bit.
At Wild Farm Foods, Chris welcomes a batch of new employees and leads them through a get-to-know-you game in which everyone shares a fun fact. Most of the answers are harmless, but Greg cheerfully announces an infamous piece of family history involving television, and Susan can only come up with her gender. When Chris turns the exercise into a memory test, the facts get scrambled, the follow-up questions go further than anyone wants, and a switch to two truths and a lie is no better. Eventually the whole group is huddled around Greg's phone, watching the evidence.
The funny people
Meet the cast. 6
Say it with us
Highly quotable.
I am Greg, and my mom killed my dad naked on TV.
I'm Susan and I'm a woman.
Script
Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.
- 00:02
Okay!
- 00:03
Chris
Okay. Hey, everyone. Welcome to Wild Farm Foods, Inc. Really excited to have a new batch of employees.
- 00:10
Thanks, Chris. Great to be here.
- 00:12
Chris
Now, have you guys ever done an icebreaker before?
- 00:15
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Love it. Yeah.
- 00:19
Chris
That's great. Well, what I'd love to do is go around the room, and you can each say your name and a fun fact about yourself, and then we'll try to remember everyone's names and facts. I can go first. I'm Chris, and I love gardening.
- 00:31
Derek
name I am Derek and I have a twin
- 00:34
Cassidy
I am Cassidy and I was a competitive swimmer
- 00:40
nice
- 00:40
Philip
I am I am Philip and I like to paint
- 00:46
Greg
I am Greg and my mom killed my dad naked on TV
- 00:52
okay
- 00:56
Susan
Susan I am Susan and I forgot mine
- 01:05
okay
- 01:07
Susan
I'm Susan and I'm a woman
- 01:12
Chris
so can anyone remember anyone else's facts
- 01:18
Derek
Chris loves gardening and And Philip likes to paint. And Greg's mom killed his dad naked on TV.
- 01:28
Greg
Good memory.
- 01:29
Derek
Yeah.
- 01:30
Nice.
- 01:31
Chris
Anybody else?
- 01:33
Cassidy
Chris loves gardening. Derek has a twin. I did swimming. And Greg's dad killed his mom naked on TV.
- 01:40
Greg
Oh, close. My mom killed my dad naked on TV.
- 01:43
Cassidy
Oh, I'm so sorry.
- 01:44
Greg
It's okay.
- 01:46
Greg
I think I got them. Chris loves gardening. Derek has a twin. Cassidy was a swimmer. Philip likes to paint. My mom killed my dad naked on TV. And I know you're a woman, but remind me of your name?
- 02:00
Susan
Janet.
- 02:01
Greg
It's Susan.
- 02:01
Susan
You're right.
- 02:03
Chris
Well, now in the game, if you remember someone's name, you're actually allowed to ask a follow-up question about their fact. So, Derek, what is your twin's name?
- 02:13
Derek
Jared.
- 02:15
Derek
Cassidy, what swimming stroke did you do?
- 02:18
Cassidy
Butterfly. Um, Greg, what show was it on?
- 02:22
Greg
Uh, Jackass.
- 02:24
Greg
Um, Phillip, what do you like to paint?
- 02:28
Philip
Vampires.
- 02:29
Greg
Susan, what's your favorite part of being a woman?
- 02:31
Susan
My breasts.
- 02:34
Susan
Cassidy, what do you swim in?
- 02:36
Cassidy
Water.
- 02:38
Susan
Greg, was it funny or sad?
- 02:41
Greg
Both.
- 02:42
Philip
Uh, Chris, what do you
- 02:44
Chris
garden? Uh, lettuces.
- 02:45
Chris
Uh, Derek, is your twin identical?
- 02:47
Derek
Uh, no.
- 02:49
Derek
And, Greg, what would I type into Google if I wanted to watch what you were talking about?
- 02:54
Greg
Uh, woman, jackass, party donkey, port-a-potty, world record, Raven-Symoné, lesbian, November 5, 2002.
- 03:02
Derek
Okay. It'll come up if I search all of those?
- 03:06
Greg
Any two.
- 03:07
Chris
You know what? Maybe we just wipe the slate clean, play something else, like, uh, two truths and a lie. Uh, you know, for example, I'm a Capricorn, I have a dog, and I love to cook vegan food.
- 03:18
Susan
Oh. I'll go.
- 03:20
Chris
Okay, Susan, just give me two truths and a lie.
- 03:22
Susan
Okay. Once I got on the bus, and a man asked me if I wanted $20. I said yes. When I looked down, he was not holding $20. He was holding...
- 03:32
Chris
Uh, Susan.
- 03:33
Susan
Let me finish.
- 03:33
Chris
Oh, sorry.
- 03:34
Susan
He was holding his penis.
- 03:37
Chris
I am so sorry.
- 03:39
Susan
No, no, I liked it.
- 03:42
Chris
Are you done?
- 03:43
Susan
Well, that was just my lie. That was plenty.
- 03:45
Chris
Uh, well, gang, you know, I thought it'd be good to get to know each other, but it was actually legit a huge mistake.
- 03:54
Susan
Oh, I remembered my fact. It's my birthday.
- 03:59
Chris
Great. So, I think there's only one thing left for us to do.
- 04:03
Greg
Uh, watch the video? You know it! I got it right here. Hold on. Yeah.
- 04:10
Whoa! Oh, my God! What? No! Ha ha ha ha ha! Eww! Raven! Yes! Oh, no! No! What? Cool! No! Oh, no! 00 00 00
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