Hallmark Horror

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1. 00:00

   Speaker 1

   This fall...

2. 00:01
   

   Kelsey Gordon

   Hello? Dad? Anybody home?

3. 00:04

   Speaker 1

   ...comes a chilling new vision of horror.

4. 00:10
   

   Kelsey Gordon

   If you're calling to ask if I want pepperoni, Dad, you already know the answer.

5. 00:14
   

   Mark McFarrlus

   Turn around.

6. 00:15
   

   Kelsey Gordon

   What? Who is this?

7. 00:17
   

   Mark McFarrlus

   Just turn around.

8. 00:20
   

   Kelsey Gordon

   Hello?

9. 00:24
   

   Mark McFarrlus

   Kelsey?

10. 00:25
    

    Kelsey Gordon

    Wait, Mark?

11. 00:27
    

    Mark McFarrlus

    What are you doing back in Autumn Hollow?

12. 00:30

    Speaker 1

    From the Hallmark Channel. The last thing Kelsey Gordon expected was to be reunited with her high school crush turned hometown killer. But sometimes life comes up with other plans in A Stab at Love.

13. 00:43
    

    Kelsey Gordon

    I didn't come to Autumn Hollow to be stalked by a serial killer. I have a career in New York to get back to.

14. 00:48
    

    Kelsey's friend

    Well, I don't know if that's what he has in mind.

15. 00:53

    Speaker 1

    With two almost attractive actors with almost human-sounding names starring Gashly Griegert and Bren Klobog.

16. 01:02
    

    Kelsey Gordon

    Didn't you ever want to get out of Autumn Hollow? Try someplace new with all new people?

17. 01:07
    

    Mark McFarrlus

    No. These are my roots. I guess I just like killing people I know.

18. 01:11
    

    Kelsey Gordon

    I like that.

19. 01:12

    Speaker 1

    From the producers of The Christmas Prince and Mama.

20. 01:16
    

    Kelsey Gordon

    I have to go. I have a 3,000-word article on the true meaning of Halloween, and it's due to my publisher tomorrow.

21. 01:22
    

    Mark McFarrlus

    Can I show you something first?

22. 01:25
    

    Kelsey Gordon

    Wow. Did you make all these knives? You have a real talent.

23. 01:31
    

    Kelsey Gordon

    look I have to tell you something

24. 01:33
    

    Mark McFarrlus

    no me first

25. 01:34

    let's do it at the same time

26. 01:35

    Speaker 1

    we cornered the market on Christmas why not Halloween because the only thing female viewers like more than romance is murder

27. 01:46
    

    Kelsey Gordon

    what am i doing I'm scared

28. 01:49
    

    Kelsey's friend

    of the murders

29. 01:50
    

    Kelsey Gordon

    no of love

30. 01:52
    

    Kelsey's friend

    all y'all white girls will just y'all stupid

31. 01:55

    Speaker 1

    and like falling Falling autumn leaves. The magic ends all too soon.

32. 02:00
    

    Jake

    Kelsey, you weren't at the airport. Did you forget I was coming?

33. 02:04
    

    Mark McFarrlus

    Who's this guy?

34. 02:05
    

    Kelsey Gordon

    Uh, Mark, this is my friend Jake.

35. 02:08
    

    Jake

    Friend? Kelsey, I'm your fiancé.

36. 02:13
    

    Kelsey Gordon

    Wait! I should have told you.

37. 02:16
    

    Mark McFarrlus

    I don't even know if I want to kill you anymore.

38. 02:18
    

    Kelsey Gordon

    Don't say that.

39. 02:19
    

    Mark McFarrlus

    Just go back to New York. There's plenty of people to kill you there.

40. 02:26
    

    Jake

    Babe, we're leaving. Limo's outside.

41. 02:28

    Speaker 1

    a movie for the whole family shot entirely on a samsung galaxy in estonia

42. 02:39
    

    Mark McFarrlus

    kelsey you stayed

43. 02:42
    

    Kelsey Gordon

    i'm never leaving again

44. 02:44
    

    Mark McFarrlus

    then i've got something for you will you marry me

45. 02:47
    

    Jake

    hey what's going on

46. 02:50

    oh no

47. 02:53

    Speaker 1

    only on hallmark where boo means boyfriend