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Bridesmaid Cult Documentary
The setup
The premise
Here’s the bit.
Styled as the trailer for a streaming exposé called I Was a Bridesmaid, this pre-taped parody interviews former bridesmaids and a cult-studies professor about the wedding party as a high-control group. Survivors describe being recruited with a gift box, absorbed into endless group chats and polls, pressured into an expensive bachelorette trip, and bankrolling a dress they will never wear again, all under a ruthless maid of honor rather than the bride herself. The rituals escalate through the shower and a mortifying wedding-day performance, and when it is finally over the narrator reveals she has just gotten engaged and promises to be a relaxed bride.
The funny people
Meet the cast. 10
Say it with us
Highly quotable.
Michelle was a sociopath.
I was separated from my boyfriend and given a new partner, the groom's cousin, Donny, who was inexplicably 61.
Don't worry, I'm gonna be such a chill bride.
Script
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- 00:03
Sarah Lowell
it all started with a box on my doorstep
- 00:06
Naomi Daniels
and a note with a question I just got this feeling that it wasn't the kind of question you could say no to
- 00:13
Sarah Lowell ?
will you be my bridesmaid
- 00:17
from the people who brought you keep sweet wild wild country and the NXIVM documentary comes a harrowing new cult story I was a bridesmaid
- 00:27
Dr. Greg Lawrence
each year more than six million women fall into this type of cult they prey on vulnerable groups like college roommates and sisters-in-law
- 00:36
Sarah Lowell
they sell you on the big day I thought it was a one-day commitment but for 18 months I was fully sucked in
- 00:44
Brittany Reynolds
there was an email chain a group text DMS a whole less conversation in the comments on Venmo
- 00:50
Naomi Daniels
that's in a 200 question poll about customized shirts we ended up going with bride tribe
- 00:57
Dr. Greg Lawrence
these cults also target another vulnerable group outgoing gay men
- 01:03
Josh Chan-Moy
I've been a bridesmaid at nine weddings this year whenever a girl starts calling me sis I know I'm in trouble
- 01:08
Dr. Greg Lawrence
the bachelorette party is the first major ritual almost always in Nashville
- 01:14
Riley DiBiase
I tried to say I couldn't afford to go because my student loans the maid of honor texted back no worries with a sparkle emoji I knew what that meant I sold my car to make it happen
- 01:24
Naomi Daniels
at first I thought that the bride was in charge but it was the woman under her the maid of honor Michelle Michelle was a sociopath
- 01:34
Michelle
attention first we're gonna be getting up at 6 a.m. for a sunrise pole dancing fitness class then we're gonna be renting a nine-person party bike we're gonna be drinking drinking drinking
- 01:43
Brittany Reynolds ?
oh you know I'm actually not feeling that good so I might meet you guys later
- 01:47
Michelle ?
that's okay
- 01:48
Michelle
hey Brittany can Can we talk for a sec?
- 01:54
I go or not.
- 01:57
Josh Chan-Moy
don't have many memories from the bachelorette trip because I was drugged by myself. I had no choice. These women were terrorizing every gay bar in town.
- 02:08
Dr. Greg Lawrence
As with all cults, there is a financial element.
- 02:11
Naomi Daniels
I spent $300 on a bridesmaid's dress. The bride swore I'd find other times to wear it. Like, where am I going that calls for a floor-length, light blue chiffon gown with a modest neckline? I'll wear it. Then the bridal shower.
- 02:25
Vanessa Cutchin
More money, more gifts. There was all this penis stuff, sashes, straws. Everyone acted like it was hilarious. I didn't understand.
- 02:35
Dr. Greg Lawrence
The penis stuff is very funny, I will say that.
- 02:39
Riley DiBiase
Then finally, it was time for the big day. I was separated from my boyfriend and given a new partner, the groom's cousin, Donny, who was inexplicably 61.
- 02:48
Josh Chan-Moy ?
The final ritual was the most demeaning. We had to write and perform original lyrics to Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
- 03:02
Josh Chan-Moy ?
In Cleveland, Ohio is where Chelsea met Dave. Come on! Come on!
- 03:08
Naomi Daniels
And then, all of a sudden, it was over. But I just got engaged don't worry I'm gonna be such a chill bride
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