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Bridesmaid Cult Documentary

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The setup

A true-crime documentary trailer treats being a bridesmaid as surviving a cult.

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The premise

Here’s the bit.

Styled as the trailer for a streaming exposé called I Was a Bridesmaid, this pre-taped parody interviews former bridesmaids and a cult-studies professor about the wedding party as a high-control group. Survivors describe being recruited with a gift box, absorbed into endless group chats and polls, pressured into an expensive bachelorette trip, and bankrolling a dress they will never wear again, all under a ruthless maid of honor rather than the bride herself. The rituals escalate through the shower and a mortifying wedding-day performance, and when it is finally over the narrator reveals she has just gotten engaged and promises to be a relaxed bride.

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Michelle was a sociopath.

I was separated from my boyfriend and given a new partner, the groom's cousin, Donny, who was inexplicably 61.

Don't worry, I'm gonna be such a chill bride.

ScriptEnglish · 27 turns

Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.

  1. 00:03

    Sarah Lowell

    it all started with a box on my doorstep

  2. 00:06

    Naomi Daniels

    and a note with a question I just got this feeling that it wasn't the kind of question you could say no to

  3. 00:13

    Sarah Lowell ?

    will you be my bridesmaid

  4. 00:17

    from the people who brought you keep sweet wild wild country and the NXIVM documentary comes a harrowing new cult story I was a bridesmaid

  5. 00:27

    Dr. Greg Lawrence

    each year more than six million women fall into this type of cult they prey on vulnerable groups like college roommates and sisters-in-law

  6. 00:36

    Sarah Lowell

    they sell you on the big day I thought it was a one-day commitment but for 18 months I was fully sucked in

  7. 00:44

    Brittany Reynolds

    there was an email chain a group text DMS a whole less conversation in the comments on Venmo

  8. 00:50

    Naomi Daniels

    that's in a 200 question poll about customized shirts we ended up going with bride tribe

  9. 00:57

    Dr. Greg Lawrence

    these cults also target another vulnerable group outgoing gay men

  10. 01:03

    Josh Chan-Moy

    I've been a bridesmaid at nine weddings this year whenever a girl starts calling me sis I know I'm in trouble

  11. 01:08

    Dr. Greg Lawrence

    the bachelorette party is the first major ritual almost always in Nashville

  12. 01:14

    Riley DiBiase

    I tried to say I couldn't afford to go because my student loans the maid of honor texted back no worries with a sparkle emoji I knew what that meant I sold my car to make it happen

  13. 01:24

    Naomi Daniels

    at first I thought that the bride was in charge but it was the woman under her the maid of honor Michelle Michelle was a sociopath

  14. 01:34

    Michelle

    attention first we're gonna be getting up at 6 a.m. for a sunrise pole dancing fitness class then we're gonna be renting a nine-person party bike we're gonna be drinking drinking drinking

  15. 01:43

    Brittany Reynolds ?

    oh you know I'm actually not feeling that good so I might meet you guys later

  16. 01:47

    Michelle ?

    that's okay

  17. 01:48

    Michelle

    hey Brittany can Can we talk for a sec?

  18. 01:54

    I go or not.

  19. 01:57

    Josh Chan-Moy

    don't have many memories from the bachelorette trip because I was drugged by myself. I had no choice. These women were terrorizing every gay bar in town.

  20. 02:08

    Dr. Greg Lawrence

    As with all cults, there is a financial element.

  21. 02:11

    Naomi Daniels

    I spent $300 on a bridesmaid's dress. The bride swore I'd find other times to wear it. Like, where am I going that calls for a floor-length, light blue chiffon gown with a modest neckline? I'll wear it. Then the bridal shower.

  22. 02:25

    Vanessa Cutchin

    More money, more gifts. There was all this penis stuff, sashes, straws. Everyone acted like it was hilarious. I didn't understand.

  23. 02:35

    Dr. Greg Lawrence

    The penis stuff is very funny, I will say that.

  24. 02:39

    Riley DiBiase

    Then finally, it was time for the big day. I was separated from my boyfriend and given a new partner, the groom's cousin, Donny, who was inexplicably 61.

  25. 02:48

    Josh Chan-Moy ?

    The final ritual was the most demeaning. We had to write and perform original lyrics to Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

  26. 03:02

    Josh Chan-Moy ?

    In Cleveland, Ohio is where Chelsea met Dave. Come on! Come on!

  27. 03:08

    Naomi Daniels

    And then, all of a sudden, it was over. But I just got engaged don't worry I'm gonna be such a chill bride

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