House Hunters

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   and John are looking to move from their current Westchester, Pennsylvania home into something bigger. Working with a budget of $400,000,

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   they've seen several possibilities. Now it's time to choose.

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   So what do you think of the split level? That one was nice.

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   It was move-in ready, and I like the granite countertops. And there was room for my man cave.

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   But it didn't have any windows, just drawings of windows.

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   It was five cents over budget. Should we cross that one off the list? Yeah, I think so.

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   What about the ranch with the half-car garage?

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   That was nice. I liked the closet space.

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   And there was room for my man cave.

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    But the floor was vertical.

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    Remember, we kept shooting straight down?

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    Not completely in that soaking tub.

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    But it was filled with magician.

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    Hmm.

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    I know which one you like.

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    The split-level ranch.

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    Had the foyer of my dreams.

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    And room for your man cave.

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    And there were plenty of towel racks.

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    That's true.

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    a thousand miles from shops and restaurants.

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    Yeah, we would have to get a car.

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    Hmm. What about the man cave?

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    The one with the view of the river?

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    It came furnished.

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    But there was something on the furniture.

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    What about the Hidden Valley Ranch?

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    The little packet?

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    It was creamy.

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    And it was right next door to that salad.

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    I just don't like having neighbors that close.

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    What about the invisible house with the cat on the roof?

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    And

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    And

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    it was invisible.

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    I know which one you liked.

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    The abandoned split level filled with Australian vampires.

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    Yes, it had so much closets close.

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    And the yard was fenced in

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    so we could let your sister run around.

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    And it had my gas stove.

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    But it was on the bed.

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    Mm, that's okay.

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    Are you gonna be okay with the toilets on the ceiling?

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    Sure, I'll just reach up and grab the tank,

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    jackknife my legs up and around the bowl

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    and cross my ankles firmly around the base.

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    Once I'm up there, I'll just poop normally.

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    You better.

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    I promise.

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    Wait.

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    What about your man cave?

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    There's no room.

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    I can't have the cave.

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    I'll just keep the man in the basement.

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    Mmm.

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    So, what do you think?

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    Should we call Diane and tell her that we're ready to make an offer?

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    Let's do it.

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    I

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    Yes, I

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    love this house.

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    Mm.

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    So, we closed on the house three weeks ago.

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    The asking price was $390,000, and we wound up paying $9 billion plus closing costs.

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    So far, the house has been so great.

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    We love the gas stove.

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    And we've got plenty of room to entertain friends.

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    So, how's work, Marcus?

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    And my sister loves the backyard.

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    Wow. That was great.

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    We did have to make some compromises,

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    but we feel like this is a new chapter for us.

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    Even if I didn't get my man cave.

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    Uh, can you let me out?

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    Wow.