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The setup
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The premise
Here’s the bit.
Carrie arrives home just in time for her birthday, and Fred, eager to honour how much music has shaped her life, leads her into a house she barely recognises. He has given away their prized mid-century furniture and redecorated in rock-club style, down to a backstage pass for the front door. He proudly unveils a moving sculpture of a female guitarist that he insists is her double, quizzes her about her favourite women in music, and reveals an enormous, permanent Chrissie Hynde wall portrait; when Carrie questions its caption naming Hynde's band, Fred checks, a little condescendingly, that she has heard of the Pretenders. He then introduces Kurt, a well-paid roadie stationed by a backstage fridge with a beer and a set list, shows off a bathroom deliberately dressed like a grimy venue toilet, and greets the arrival of the pyrotechnics crew, while Carrie's polite bewilderment grows with each surprise.
The funny people
Meet the cast. 3
Say it with us
Highly quotable.
I think you might need a backstage pass to get in here.
Because she's singing a sad song about her own life.
It's permanent, like a rock tattoo.
Behind the scenes
The people who made it.
Bill Benz
Director
A little extra
Notes from the archive.
Guest Kurt Vile, who plays the roadie, is an American singer-songwriter and former lead guitarist of the War on Drugs. The birthday surprise centres on Chrissie Hynde, founding singer and guitarist of the Pretenders.
Script
Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.
- 00:00
Fred ?
Hey, welcome home. You're back just in time for your birthday.
- 00:03
Carrie ?
Oh, yeah, I guess you're right.
- 00:05
Fred ?
Hey, so yeah Um, I was thinking about how much music has shaped your life.
- 00:11
Carrie ?
Mm-hmm
- 00:11
Fred ?
So I wanted to get you a birthday present. Okay that captures your love of music
- 00:16
Carrie ?
I hope you didn't do anything crazy like get me a fancy guitar cuz I do not need that
- 00:20
Fred ?
Okay, so follow me into the house.
- 00:23
Carrie ?
Okay.
- 00:23
Fred ?
Welcome to your new home
- 00:26
Carrie ?
Oh, what?
- 00:30
Fred ?
Hold on a second. I think you might need a backstage pass to get in here. Let me check it out. All right, you're good. Come on.
- 00:38
Carrie ?
Seriously, what did you do with our real furniture, like our nice mid-century furniture?
- 00:44
Fred ?
Well, I gave some up to your sister, and then I put the rest out on the lawn with the sign that says free.
- 00:48
Carrie ?
That stuff was expensive.
- 00:49
Fred ?
Yeah, it went so fast. They loved it.
- 00:51
Carrie ?
What is that thing?
- 00:53
Fred ?
Do Do you like it?
- 00:58
Carrie ?
What is it?
- 01:00
Fred ?
That's a woman playing guitar.
- 01:01
Carrie ?
How can you tell that's a woman?
- 01:02
Fred ?
No, because she's singing a sad song about her own life. You guys look identical. Come on. Go stay next to it.
- 01:07
Carrie ?
Identical?
- 01:07
Fred ?
You know, when your hair is forward and your mouth is like, oh, you're playing guitar?
- 01:11
Carrie ?
That's not how I look when I play guitar or when I just stand around.
- 01:14
Fred ?
Look here, shake it a little bit.
- 01:15
Carrie ?
Shake what?
- 01:15
Fred ?
Shake the sculpture. Look at you rocking out. Look at the shoes, your flat shoes and how your right foot comes up and you're stomping.
- 01:25
Carrie ?
There's nothing about this that looks like me.
- 01:27
Fred ?
Look, that is your guitar.
- 01:28
Carrie ?
Why is it still moving?
- 01:29
Fred ?
It goes on for ages. Who is your favorite female musician or singer?
- 01:34
Carrie ?
Uh, Patti Smith.
- 01:37
Fred ?
Okay, someone else.
- 01:38
Carrie ?
Um, Nina Simone.
- 01:41
Fred ?
No.
- 01:42
Carrie ?
Um, Cindy Wilson from the B-52s.
- 01:45
Fred ?
Okay, not in your top ten.
- 01:46
Carrie ?
I give up.
- 01:48
Fred ?
Okay, ready? Turn around.
- 01:55
Carrie ?
Chrissy Hynde. Chrissy Hynde. It's so big. Is it permanent?
- 02:00
Fred ?
Yeah, it's permanent, like a rock tattoo.
- 02:02
Carrie ?
Why does it say, of the pretenders?
- 02:05
Fred ?
Chrissy Hine is of the Pretenders. She's in the band. I know. You know that, right? Do you not know that?
- 02:10
Carrie ?
I do know that.
- 02:11
Fred ?
Kerry, how about your own roadie that we have in the house? This is Kurt.
- 02:16
Kurt ?
Here you go.
- 02:17
Carrie ?
Thank you.
- 02:18
Fred ?
He's gonna open that for you.
- 02:19
Carrie ?
Hi!
- 02:19
Kurt ?
There you go. I got a set list for you.
- 02:22
Carrie ?
Set list.
- 02:23
Kurt ?
You got, uh, 15 minutes to show.
- 02:24
Carrie ?
Are you being paid?
- 02:27
Kurt ?
Yeah, a lot.
- 02:28
Carrie ?
Yeah, and you're paying him.
- 02:30
Thanks.
- 02:31
Fred ?
Here is the finale of it all. Are you ready?
- 02:34
Carrie ?
not really
- 02:34
Fred ?
but here we go this is a venue bathroom so there's graffiti I kind of put some toilet paper all over the place or we did just to make it you know I have that feeling
- 02:47
all right I gotta take a dump carry guitar
- 02:49
Fred ?
we'll give you some privacy
- 02:51
Carrie ?
thanks what's that
- 02:55
Fred ?
oh I didn't tell you that's our new doorbell well it must be the pyrotechnics guy
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