Mayostard / Mustardayonnaise / Mustmayostardayonnaise

A cheerful mom pitches Stenson's Mayostard, a striped jar of mustard and mayonnaise that supposedly halves sandwich-making time. Rival Vaunnies answers with an action-movie ad in which grim workers toil over two separate jars until a rifle-toting, Lincoln-bearded Mustardayonnaise mascot storms in and leads them to freedom, with a pledge to the Dr. X Save the Earth Telethon thrown in. In the closing tag, a father sings a mournful ballad while spreading both products, too busy to notice his daughter growing up, graduating, having a child and dying, until Mundee's Mustmayostardayonnaise combines the two spreads.

This upload joins the Mayostard / Mustardayonnaise commercials with the episode's closing Mustmayostardayonnaise tag; in the broadcast episode the Dr. X telethon sketch airs between them.