Holly and the Mistletoe Tappers

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   And a happy new year.

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   Thank

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   Thank you.

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   Thank you.

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   Thank you.

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   We appreciate it.

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   Thank you.

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   Santa will be back in exactly 35 minutes.

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   Aww.

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    But in the meantime, we're Holly and the Mistletoe Tappers.

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    I'm Holly.

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    And these are the Mistletoe Tappers.

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    Wishing you a happy holiday.

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    Wee-ow, wee-ow, wee-ow, wee-ow, day.

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    Yay!

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    Thank you.

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    We appreciate it.

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    I'm Nicholas.

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    I'm Rudolph.

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    And I'm Jesus.

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    And we're here at the Jackson Sweely Mall until Christmas,

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    right outside the Lady Foot Locker.

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    You know what, everybody?

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    We've been singing some pretty great songs for you

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    for about a half an hour now.

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    We think it's time you give us something in return.

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    Like a request.

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    best. How about Hark the Herald Angels Sing? Hark, hark, hark, hark, hark. Do you hear that?

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    It sounds like Herald Angels singing. Hark, hark, hark, hark, hark, hark. The Herald Angels

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    sing. Hark, the

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    What the hell was that?

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    I said, hark

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    Herald Angels sing. Now, now, give someone else a chance.

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    We already sang your song.

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    How about Deck the Halls?

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    Oh.

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    Deck the halls.

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    Deck the halls.

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    Deck, deck the halls.

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    What

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    Come on, come on,

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    is that, guys?

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    That's nothing.

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    Come on.

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    Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.

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    Hit the gas.

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    Okay.

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    Settle down, Mr. Man.

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    You're not sounding very Christmassy.

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    How about I deck your balls?

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    Is that Christmassy?

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    Is that Christmassy?

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    Well, you know what, guys?

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    I'm tired of singing with you three.

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    What?

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    I'd rather sing with an entire mall.

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    Ha ha.

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    Ha ha ha.

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    How about an old-fashioned sing-along?

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    I'm sure you all know the 12 Days of Christmas.

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    On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.

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    A partridge in a pear tree.

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    A partridge in a pear tree.

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    On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.

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    Two turtle doves.

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    Two turtle doves lost, and a partridge in a pear tree.

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    On the third, three French hens, my true love gave to me.

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    Three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.

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    Hey,

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    Hey,

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    you're not singing along, you bunch of Scrooges.

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    Bah humbug!

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    We're not singing along.

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    because you guys stink.

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    Well, if

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    Well, if you think you can do it so great,

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    why don't you come on up here and show us how it's done.

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    Go ahead, Valerie.

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    Show these hacks how to sing Jingle Bells.

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    All right, take it away.

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    Jingle bells.

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    jingle bells, jingle all the way.

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    Oh, what fun it is to ride in one of those open states.

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    Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell

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    All

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    jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells.

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    Rock!

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    Daddy, I'm scared!

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    Help us

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    security, we're about to be killed This angry mob is chasing us

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    And we're out of our minds

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    what you can do!