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Freddy vs. Jason vs. Snuggle

Mad TV 2003 Season 9 Episode 4

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A VERY GOOD USE OF YOUR TIME.

The setup

A horror-crossover trailer adds a third slasher to Freddy and Jason's feud, and a cheerful fabric-softener ad shows why: the cuddly Snuggle bear is a killer.

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Community rating

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The premise

Here’s the bit.

Styled as a trailer for the latest horror crossover, the piece introduces two famous killers, one born on Friday the 13th and one on Elm Street, and then a third born in a laundry room: the Snuggle fabric-softener bear, who squares off against Freddy with laundry-themed threats. It then plays the commercial itself. A housewife complains that her towels never smell fresh, and the little bear in her laundry basket comes to life to pitch two new scents, but she panics at the sight of him and the cheery ad turns into a slasher-film brawl. The two batter each other across the basement laundry room with an ironing board, a hot iron, a spray bottle and the dryer, until she tears off one of his arms. Bloodied and shredded, the bear rises from the laundry basket with a knife for another round, and the closing product shot over a pile of bloody towels promises that Snuggle cannot be killed.

The funny people

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Stephnie Weir

Housewife

Say it with us

Highly quotable.

I'm gonna rub you out like grass stains on white linen!

I'm Snuggle. I'm trying to help.

You're finished! End of cycle!

A little extra

Notes from the archive.

TVDB lists the Snuggle bear's bloody rampage commercial and the Freddy vs. Jason vs. Snuggle trailer as two segments of this episode, with a Stuart sketch between them; the Comedy Central rerun copy used here shows them back to back. The episode aired seven weeks after the film Freddy vs. Jason opened in theaters.

ScriptEnglish · 20 turns

Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.

00:00
Speaker 1
One was born on Friday the 13th, Elm War was born on Elm Street. One was born in a laundry room. This war. Evil. Battles evil. Battles irritating. Versus Versus Snuggle. White
00:26
Speaker 2
I'm gonna rub you out like grass stains on white linen!
00:30
Speaker 1
Trey versus Jason versus Snuggle. I
00:40
Housewife
No matter how hard try, I can't get these towels to smell fresh.
00:44
Speaker 2
It has two new scents. Sun-kissed breeze and botanical...
00:51
Speaker 2
From what's the matter what do you see
00:54
Housewife
what are you get away from me!
00:58
Speaker 2
Home Snuggle, the family.
01:00
Housewife
Knuckle
01:03
Speaker 2
I'm struggling. I'm trying to help.
01:09
Housewife
My God! How did you get in here? Get out!
01:14
Speaker 2
Calm down! Are you out of your mind?
01:18
Housewife
It's go time!
01:37
Housewife
Oh, God. Oh, God. Wait. Let's talk.
01:42
Speaker 2
My button eyes! You crazy bitch!
01:47
He's dying, you devil man!
02:17
Housewife
I've got your arm, Bear! I've got your arm!
02:32
Speaker 2
hey sweetheart you're finished end of cycle
02:38
Housewife
see you in hell snuggle
02:53
Speaker 1
Snuggle Fabric's offer. You can't kill Snuggle, but Snuggle can sure kill static clean.