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I Know What You Did Last Christmas
The setup
The premise
Here’s the bit.
In this claymation parody preview, the usual slasher-movie trailer beats play out in a holiday snow globe. Motorists on Christmas Eve 1997 collide with Santa and his reindeer, then try to hide the evidence. A year later a mysterious gift card signals that someone knows the secret, and the narrator's warnings keep twisting familiar carols into threats. One by one the guilty are stalked through living rooms and snowy streets, while the trailer's ad copy tosses in jokes about its own ratings and its star. Santa-themed signs and a menacing snowman supply the closing scares.
Say it with us
Highly quotable.
I know what you did last Christmas.
Wow, there really is a Santa Claus. Correction, was a Santa Claus.
He knows when you've been naughty, he knows when you've been nice, and he knows when you've dumped his mangled body in a lake.
Script
Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors.
- 00:00
The following preview is rated NC-17 and contains scenes of graphic violence, nudity, and that brandy
- 00:05
you
- 00:06
chick.
- 00:06
You
- 00:08
better watch out
- 00:14
better watch out.
- 00:15
You better watch out.
- 00:18
No, I mean watch out!
- 00:20
It was a Christmas Eve they wanted to forget.
- 00:29
Wow, there really is a Santa Claus.
- 00:33
Correction, was a Santa Claus.
- 00:37
Let's dump the body.
- 00:38
But some secrets just won't die.
- 00:43
I know what you did last Christmas.
- 00:48
Who's that card from?
- 00:49
He knows when you've been naughty, he knows when you've been nice,
- 00:52
and he knows when you've dumped his mangled body in a lake.
- 00:56
No check?
- 00:57
Cheap mother...
- 00:58
This Christmas, deck the halls with bits of brandy.
- 01:05
Ooh, I hope it's more hair yarn.
- 01:10
And
- 01:14
and
- 01:15
if that's not enough, check out these breasts.
- 01:18
What are you doing?
- 01:19
for? Come and get me, fat man!
- 01:24
This year, get hooked on
- 01:27
Crisp.
- 01:28
Help me!
The rabbit hole continues
One more couldn’t hurt.
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