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Cabana Chat: Jack Wagner
The setup
The funny people
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Highly quotable.
Dexter, I had to wash your mouth out with my tongue.
The premise
Here’s the bit.
In this installment of the Cabana Chat parody, leopard-robed hostess Dixie Wetsworth flirts with her bandleader Dexter, sends her pool boy off to retrieve a quarter that turns out to be glued down, and then brings out her guest, soap actor Jack Wagner. As Wagner tries to explain the hard work of being a hunk and playing a doctor on television, Dixie's double entendres, Dexter's interruptions and the pool boy's non sequitur keep knocking the interview off course, until Wagner defends his musical-theater training by breaking into a song-and-dance routine.
The rabbit hole continues
One more couldn’t hurt.
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