The Adventures of Young Billy Joel

Billy brings Captain Jack some worms from his landscaping job and earns a quarter, then agrees to watch the fishing line for another payment. He turns down a group of hippies heading for the beach and passes the time inventing a song about his surroundings. A pull on the line sends him into a miniature underwater world, where he encounters the Montauk Monster and a treasure chest. Back on the dock, Billy worries about losing the fish, but Jack rewards his determination with half the treasure: a chest packed with worms.

The sketch's music appears on Comedy Central Records' Kroll Show: For the Record, including Young Billy Joel Theme and Isabella's Eyes - Montauk Monster.