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Surprise Picture

Key & Peele
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A VERY GOOD USE OF YOUR TIME.

The setup

A husband snaps a cellphone picture of his sleeping wife and learns, at gunpoint, exactly how fast he can delete it.

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Deleting it. Um, delete photo.

It's gone. It's all gone.

How do you want your eggs?

The premise

Here’s the bit.

A man wakes his wife with a cheerful good morning while holding up his phone, having just photographed her asleep. She answers by pressing a silenced pistol to his temple and ordering him to erase the picture. He scrambles through the menus, narrating each tap, and she keeps the barrel on him until the photo is confirmed gone. Then she melts into affection, thanks him and asks how he wants his eggs, as if nothing had happened.

Behind the scenes

The people who made it.

A little extra

Notes from the archive.

Comedy Central's YouTube upload carries the title "Surprise Picture (ft. Michelle Buteau)". It aired in the first-season episode "Bobby McFerrin Vs Michael Winslow" on March 13, 2012; the episode's closing sketch revisits the same couple.

ScriptEnglish · 7 turns

Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.

  1. 00:03

    Husband

    Hey, baby. Wake up.

  2. 00:07

    Wife

    What time is it? What are you doing?

  3. 00:12

    Husband

    Good morning. Hey-o! Come on, girl. It's time to get up. Let's go.

  4. 00:19

    Wife

    Delete the picture, mother .

  5. 00:25

    Husband

    Okay. OK. Delete. Deleting it. Delete photo. OK. It's gone. It's all gone.

  6. 00:39

    Wife

    Thanks, baby. Baby, how do you want your eggs?

  7. 00:50

    Husband

    Scrambled?

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