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Surprise Picture
The setup
The funny people
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Say it with us
Highly quotable.
Deleting it. Um, delete photo.
It's gone. It's all gone.
How do you want your eggs?
The premise
Here’s the bit.
A man wakes his wife with a cheerful good morning while holding up his phone, having just photographed her asleep. She answers by pressing a silenced pistol to his temple and ordering him to erase the picture. He scrambles through the menus, narrating each tap, and she keeps the barrel on him until the photo is confirmed gone. Then she melts into affection, thanks him and asks how he wants his eggs, as if nothing had happened.
Behind the scenes
The people who made it.

Peter Atencio
Director
A little extra
Notes from the archive.
Comedy Central's YouTube upload carries the title "Surprise Picture (ft. Michelle Buteau)". It aired in the first-season episode "Bobby McFerrin Vs Michael Winslow" on March 13, 2012; the episode's closing sketch revisits the same couple.
Script
Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.
- 00:03
Husband
Hey, baby. Wake up.
- 00:07
Wife
What time is it? What are you doing?
- 00:12
Husband
Good morning. Hey-o! Come on, girl. It's time to get up. Let's go.
- 00:19
Wife
Delete the picture, mother .
- 00:25
Husband
Okay. OK. Delete. Deleting it. Delete photo. OK. It's gone. It's all gone.
- 00:39
Wife
Thanks, baby. Baby, how do you want your eggs?
- 00:50
Husband
Scrambled?
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