Dylan's Burger

Three former business students treat their old professor to dinner at Grambles Lorelei Lounge to thank him for steering their careers. When the food arrives, the professor can't stop staring at Dylan's burger: he snatches it, pretends to bite it and keeps insisting he's only kidding, until Dylan politely offers him a taste and he eats the entire thing while the table watches in silence. Ashamed of being seen housing a student's dinner, he tries to secure everyone's silence with increasingly unhinged blackmail schemes, then caps the evening with a tearful confession that only makes things far worse.

Bob McDuff Wilson, a retired sixth-grade teacher and longtime character actor, was 85 when the episode premiered; he recorded his audition at home with help from his wife, Marion.