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Has This Ever Happened To You?
The setup
The premise
Here’s the bit.
In a cheap local legal ad, Mitch Bryant asks viewers whether they have ever suffered unfair treatment by a business, then lays out an absurdly specific scenario. The termite exterminators you hired spend hours monopolizing your bathroom, fake a foot stuck in the toilet, then suddenly race through the house and leap over your couches while forbidding you from joining their Turbo Team. The next day you discover they secretly swapped your toilet for an identical model with a tiny hole meant only for farts. As Mitch's reenactment grows more personal and more unhinged, it becomes clear the ad is less about legal recourse than about finding anyone else who shared his exact humiliation.
The funny people
Meet the cast. 4
Say it with us
Highly quotable.
It's turbo time!
Until you're part of this turbo team, walk slowly!
They replaced your real toilet with a fart toilet
Behind the scenes
The people who made it.

Alice Mathias
Director

Akiva Schaffer
Director

Tim Robinson
Writer

Zach Kanin
Writer

John Solomon
Writer
Script
Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.
- 00:00
Mitch Bryant
Have you been the victim of unfair treatment by a business or a corporation? Has this ever happened to you?
- 00:04
Mitch Bryant
You bought a house that was not disclosed to you that there was a termite infestation in the walls and in the moldings, so you have to take it upon yourself to call your own termite extermination company,
- 00:14
Mitch Bryant
but when the guys show up, they immediately ask if they can use your bathroom, then for over two hours they take turns going in and out of there, taking huge mud pies and over flushing,
- 00:24
Mitch Bryant
then they go in there together and you hear a bunch just scrounging around and then you hear a bunch of yelling and one of them is standing in the bathroom doorway shouting at you and his friend's foot stuck in the toilet and
- 00:36
Mitch Bryant
he says help him you gotta help him and when you go in there to help him he just pulls it out easily and laughs because his foot wasn't stuck it wasn't stuck at all he was just faking it
- 00:46
Mitch Bryant
and then they get really serious they say it's turbo time and they both start running around the house as fast as they can and jumping over the couches
- 00:54
Mitch Bryant
but when you try and jump in they yell at you and they say you're not part of the turbo team don't run you don't run with us we're the ones who run until you're part of this turbo team walk slowly
- 01:08
Mitch Bryant
so you go lay down to be by yourself and read your art books
- 01:13
Mitch Bryant
but then the next day you went into the bathroom and it looked like the hole in your toilet head shrunk he said how could that be there's no way they could have shrunk the toilet
- 01:21
Mitch Bryant
but then you saw in the trash a receipt from Home Depot for a toilet the exact same size as yours but with a joke hole that's just for farts.
- 01:31
Mitch Bryant
They replaced your real toilet with a fart toilet? And now you can't take a dump in your house because your toilet can't suck them down and you feel sick to your stomach?
- 01:40
Mitch Bryant
Has that ever happened to you? Call me right now, please.
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