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Scary Poppat

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The setup

Goodness Gracious Me turns Mary Poppins into a trailer for a fearsome nanny from India who tames two unruly children with old-fashioned discipline.

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The premise

Here’s the bit.

Presented as a trailer for a family film, the sketch follows Mr and Mrs Bhanks, a British Asian couple whose children have driven away one au pair after another. Their newspaper advert is answered by Scary Poppat, who arrives on a mysterious wind and replaces magic with strict Indian parenting, a ready slipper and a run of song parodies about chores and respecting elders. A Punjabi cockney chimney sweep joins the big number before the closing tagline suggests that the bad old days were really the good old days.

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Say it with us

Highly quotable.

I'll put an ad in the Punjabi Times.

Because some people think the bad old days were the good old days.

Behind the scenes

The people who made it.

A little extra

Notes from the archive.

Scary Poppat was a trailer spoof in the Goodness Gracious Me reunion special, broadcast on BBC Two on 26 May 2014 as part of the channel's 50th birthday celebrations.

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