Dave ChappelleHost
Self
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Marijuana Commercial
SKETCH-O-VISION
A VERY GOOD USE OF YOUR TIME.
The setup
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The premise
Here’s the bit.
Dave introduces a cautionary commercial that supposedly convinced him to stop smoking marijuana. Three friends squabble over a burger in a drive-through and hit a girl riding a bicycle. Their panicked response turns the familiar safety message into an absurd warning aimed at the cyclist.
The funny people
Meet the cast. 4
Say it with us
Highly quotable.
No cheddar for you, man.
You killed her, yo!
Script
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- 00:00
Self
You know folks you might have heard me say this publicly many times, but this time I mean after I quit smoking reefer Now I'm serious this time man. I'm done. I don't want smoking no more them commercials be working on me man Every time I see them commercials. It just had me feeling bad. Especially this one
- 00:19
Brian
Let me get my cheddar burger man.
- 00:23
Driver
Oh your horses, man Are your horses
- 00:27
Scarface
here young let me hold them for you, man
- 00:29
Brian
let me get my cheddar burger man we've been here a long time
- 00:35
Driver
you're right
- 00:42
Scarface
no cheddar for you man
- 00:44
Brian
give me a cheddar burger man
- 00:48
Driver
man chill out with that cheddar burger
- 00:51
yeah
- 00:51
Driver
it was in your hand the whole time stupid
- 00:54
Scarface
you gotta eat that burger dude
- 01:04
marijuana reduces reaction time by 30 percent turns out it's not so harmless after all
- 01:10
Brian
You killed her, yo!
- 01:12
Scarface
Come on, we gotta chop her body up and stuff it down the drain, man!
- 01:15
Brian
Come on, let's get the out of here!
- 01:17
Driver
Ah, man, there's people back there!
- 01:26
If you're a girl under the age of 12 and you're high on marijuana, don't ride your bike.
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