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A Moment in the Life of Lil Jon (with the real Lil Jon)
SKETCH-O-VISION
A VERY GOOD USE OF YOUR TIME.
The setup
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The premise
Here’s the bit.
Feeling lonely, Dave Chappelle's Lil Jon calls the real Lil Jon because he needs to talk to someone who will understand him. Each confession has to be repeated several times through a barrage of the rapper's trademark yells, while the real Lil Jon answers by pouring out his own loneliness in a slow, carefully enunciated voice. Chappelle's Lil Jon shares a crude personal habit, then puts his friend on hold to take a call from Oprah, who announces that she is pregnant with his child. He returns to share the news, the call conveniently starts breaking up, and the conversation collapses into one last round of shouting before the closing title card.
The funny people
Meet the cast. 2
Lil Jon
Himself
Say it with us
Highly quotable.
Sometimes I feel like I am all alone in this world, and I have no one to go to.
Are you sure it's mine?
Sounds like your phone is breaking up.
Behind the scenes
The people who made it.
Script
Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.
- 00:03
Lil Jon
Hello Hello and good evening, it's me. What it's me. What it's me little John
- 00:12
Himself
Okay
- 00:14
Lil Jon
It was lonely. I feel like I just need to talk to someone who will understand and well that someone is you John
- 00:21
Himself
Okay
- 00:23
Lil Jon
Don't you like popsicle? What I said, don't you like popsicle? What I said, don't you like popsicle?
- 00:29
Lil Jon
Yeah What? Yeah! Hot chance!
- 00:34
Himself
Sometimes I feel like I am all alone in this world, and I have no one to go to.
- 00:40
Lil Jon
What?
- 00:40
Himself
I said, sometimes I feel like I'm all alone in this world, and I have no one, sir.
- 00:47
Lil Jon
What?
- 00:48
Himself
No one.
- 00:49
Lil Jon
What?
- 00:49
Himself
To go to.
- 00:50
Lil Jon
Huh?
- 00:51
Himself
No one that understands my pain.
- 00:55
Lil Jon
Yeah! Yeah!
- 00:58
Lil Jon
Sometimes when I'm alone, I sit on my hand and wait till it gets numb and masturbates. i call that a stranger have you ever given yourself a stranger
- 01:12
Himself
what a stranger
- 01:13
Lil Jon
yeah hold on they cower in me
- 01:22
Speaker 1
little john it's oprah
- 01:24
Lil Jon
how are you
- 01:25
Speaker 1
good listen i'm pregnant
- 01:32
Lil Jon
are you sure it's mine
- 01:34
Speaker 1
i'm sure it's yours
- 01:39
Speaker 1
I love you. Okay, bye
- 01:40
-bye! everyone. APPLAUSE
- 01:43
Lil Jon
It No problem. She was having our baby. Yeah! I can't hear you, my cell phone's breaking up. I can't hear you.
- 01:51
Himself
Sounds like your phone is breaking up.
- 01:53
Lil Jon
What? What? What? What? What? What? Okay.
- 02:02
Himself
Yeah. Yeah. What? Okay. Okay.
- 02:07
Lil Jon
Yeah. Affirmative. Huh? Raza? Yeah! What? Meltin' down! Ah! Bye, nigga!
- 02:15
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