Tyrone Biggums' Crack Intervention

Tyrone Biggums sprints into a community room believing he has arrived at a five o'clock crack giveaway, only to learn that a counselor and several of his friends have gathered for an intervention. Each friend describes how his addiction has hurt them, and flashbacks undercut his denials: he carjacked Rhonda and was found asleep in her car, he sold the house of his hosts Rob and Janet after earning a real estate license and blew the money on a party, and his former post office coworker Harold recalls the complaints about opened mail on his route and the day during the anthrax scare when Tyrone sampled white powder from a letter addressed to a senator and tried to sell it on the street. Tyrone defends himself with a mangled Bible verse and finally agrees to go to rehab, but first asks to use the bathroom, where he flushes himself down the toilet and resurfaces in an alley.