Invisible Date

Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.

1. 00:01
   

   Jason

   I am so glad Dina set us up. I've never met a woman like you. You're the total package. I really think we have something special.

2. 00:08
   

   Waitress

   The only thing special we have is seafood. So do you want crab legs or what?

3. 00:12
   

   Trinity

   Hi, it's me. I'm Trinity. You're on a date with me. You can tell because I'm sitting across the table from you.

4. 00:25
   

   Trinity

   You know what? I'm not explaining this again.

5. 00:27
   

   Waitress

   I'll come back.

6. 00:28

   You know what?

7. 00:29
   

   Jason

   Wait, I'm sorry if I made you feel any type of way.

8. 00:38
   

   Jason

   My bad. I wanted us to get to know each other.

9. 00:42
   

   Jason

   I'll go first. I'll show you a picture of my car.

10. 00:45
    

    Trinity

    No need. I can see everything I need to know.

11. 00:47
    

    Trinity

    You have a tan line on your ring finger, so you're recently divorced.

12. 00:50
    

    Trinity

    You're wearing a mankle boot and a pea coat indoors, so you stay in Azara, which means you're either raised upper middle class or upwardly mobile.

13. 00:57
    

    Trinity

    How do you order a steak?

14. 00:58
    

    Jason

    Rare.

15. 00:59
    

    Trinity

    So upper middle. But you did get a shape up before you came, so.

16. 01:03
    

    Jason ?

    Yeah.

17. 01:05
    

    Trinity

    Are you looking for something?

18. 01:07
    

    Jason

    A woman.

19. 01:08
    

    Jason

    Oh, not like that. I'm, uh, this

20. 01:12
    

    Jason

    I'm a spy. This is my first mission.

21. 01:16
    

    Jason

    Wait, you don't believe me? Oh, I can get my spy on.

22. 01:20
    

    Jason

    You know, I shouldn't even be telling you this, but honestly, who are you gonna tell?

23. 01:25
    

    Jason

    They sent me a photo of the woman that I'm supposed to kill.

24. 01:28
    

    Jason

    My target's name is 3-3-3-something?

25. 01:31
    

    Trinity

    It's Trinity.

26. 01:33
    

    Jason

    Oh, shit, it is.

27. 01:35
    

    Trinity

    Who sent you? Who wants to have me killed?

28. 01:37
    

    Jason

    I don't know. They just put the pictures in the envelope.

29. 01:39
    

    Trinity

    So you really don't have any other information?

30. 01:41
    

    Jason

    No!

31. 01:46
    

    Trinity

    Dina? You came to check up on my date? Well, good call. Can you believe you tried to kill me?

32. 01:52
    

    Dina

    Believe it? I hired him. Never trust a man to do a woman's job.

33. 01:57
    

    Trinity

    You set me up to set me up?

34. 01:59
    

    Dina

    Yep. I thought it'd be nice to send you on one date before I kill you.

35. 02:03
    

    Trinity

    You didn't need to do me any favors. I fucks.

36. 02:05
    

    Trinity

    Wait. Why would you want to kill me? You don't even remember who I am most of the time.

37. 02:10

    Sorry to interrupt. It's Trinity's birthday. Can you sign her card?

38. 02:14
    

    Trinity

    I'm sitting right here.

39. 02:16

    Well, you can sign it, too. Just drop it by my desk when you're done, okay? Make sure not to tell Trinity.

40. 02:23
    

    Dina

    I know exactly who you are, Trinity. The CIA's top agent.

41. 02:27
    

    Dina

    We know who should be the top agent. Me. But you keep on sabotaging me.

42. 02:32
    

    Dina

    Like when I was on assignment at a party and I walked in like, woohoo, and immediately got made.

43. 02:37
    

    Dina

    And then you, having no idea I was there, traipsed in all discreetly and saved the Secretary of State, and you got all the credit!

44. 02:43
    

    Trinity

    Well, yeah, I did it.

45. 02:46
    

    Dina

    No! It's not fair! And now it's time for you to pay.

46. 02:51
    

    Trinity

    Why don't you just work harder? Maybe try to outshine me honestly.

47. 02:55
    

    Dina

    Oh, no, that sounds too hard.

48. 02:56

    Oh! Oh!

49. 03:00
    

    Trinity ?

    Another Oh, I got spy award. Cool.

50. 03:14
    

    Dina

    Secrecy? I hate you even more!

51. 03:20
    

    Trinity

    You've got to work on this jealousy thing, Dina.

52. 03:22
    

    Trinity

    This is something for you to think about in jail.

53. 03:25

    i'm

54. 03:28
    

    Dina

    I'm not going to jail.

55. 03:33
    

    Trinity

    No!

56. 03:35
    

    Dina

    It was all so simple.

57. 03:37
    

    Dina

    All I had to do was send a message to the CIA Slack channel

58. 03:40
    

    Dina

    and now the whole agency thinks you're an enemy of the state.

59. 03:43
    

    Dina

    And now that you've killed me, you've proven it.

60. 03:46
    

    Dina

    You're as dead as I am, Trinity.

61. 03:50
    

    Dina

    Oh, oh, well, all this was supposed to be painless.

62. 03:53
    

    Dina

    Oh, it hurts very bad.

63. 03:55
    

    Dina

    Oh, they don't tell you that.

64. 03:57
    

    Dina

    Oh, they don't tell you it hurts.

65. 03:58
    

    Dina

    Oh, God!

66. 04:00
    

    Dina

    Don't just watch me when I die.

67. 04:01
    

    Dina

    Oh, this is embarrassing.

68. 04:02

    Oh!

69. 04:03
    

    Dina ?

    Yeah, no sympathy.

70. 04:04

    Oh! Oh! Oh!

71. 04:07
    

    Dina

    Oh, I'm still alive, and it's burning.

72. 04:09

    Oh!

73. 04:09
    

    Dina

    No, no, no, I'm dead.

74. 04:11

    Oh.