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R. Kelly's "Piss on You" Video
SKETCH-O-VISION
A VERY GOOD USE OF YOUR TIME.
The setup
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The premise
Here’s the bit.
Presented as R. Kelly's latest music video, the piece has Chappelle's bandana-and-sunglasses R. Kelly crooning to a packed crowd of dancers on a dark soundstage. His seductive lyrics keep circling back to urinating on his lover, and the visuals escalate to match: dancers soaked by a garden hose, a yellow barrel labeled as his urine, women posing with toilet seats, and a bucket of brown sludge poured over a smiling woman from a ladder. A mock video credit closes the clip, naming a fake label and a director best known for an unrelated scandal of his own.
The funny people
Meet the cast. 1
Behind the scenes
The people who made it.
A little extra
Notes from the archive.
The closing video credit gives the song's title as "(I Wanna) Pee On You", the label as Headphone Records and the director as Chuck Berry.
Script
Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.
- 00:01
R. Kelly
Yeah
- 00:08
R. Kelly
Say roll around sitting on doves can't lie. I was high on shrubs cooling in my Escalade, man
- 00:15
R. Kelly
I'm paid. I got it made take me to your special place. Close your eyes. Show me your face
- 00:21
R. Kelly
I'm gonna piss on it
- 00:39
R. Kelly
I said, your body, your body is a port-o-potty.
- 00:47
R. Kelly
And my pee got kicked.
- 00:49
R. Kelly
I was karate.
- 00:55
R. Kelly
I want to pee on you.
- 00:58
R. Kelly
Drip, drip, drip.
- 00:59
R. Kelly
Pee on you.
- 01:00
R. Kelly
Drip on you.
- 01:02
R. Kelly
It's on you.
- 01:03
R. Kelly
It's on you.
- 01:04
R. Kelly
You love me quite the same.
- 01:07
R. Kelly
When you get a whiff of my Hershey stains,
- 01:11
R. Kelly
I want to poop on you too.
- 01:15
R. Kelly
I
- 01:15
R. Kelly
Want to pee in your food
- 01:19
R. Kelly
Only thing to make my life completed when I turn your face to a toilet seat
- 01:24
R. Kelly
I want to pee on you
- 01:27
R. Kelly
Yes, I do
- 01:29
R. Kelly
Yes, I do. I'll pee on you. I'll piss on you
- 01:37
R. Kelly
Let's wanna love. I don't even want none of the above. I want to piss on you
- 01:45
R. Kelly
Yes, I do. I'll piss on you. I'll pee on you
- 01:50
R. Kelly
Won't you break my hand?
- 01:53
R. Kelly
Say, won't you break my hand?
- 01:59
R. Kelly
Before you start, I'm gonna fight
- 02:00
R. Kelly
Won't fall on you
The rabbit hole continues
One more couldn’t hurt.
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