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iMac Commercial
SKETCH-O-VISION
A VERY GOOD USE OF YOUR TIME.
The setup
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The premise
Here’s the bit.
Shot like one of Apple's minimalist switcher ads, the sketch has Dave Chappelle, in a blue sweater against a blank white backdrop, chatting earnestly to the camera about life on the road. His testimonial quickly turns out to be entirely about pornography: he praises the Mac's crisp display, its easy-clean keyboard and the convenience of playing music in iTunes at the same time, all with the calm, sincere delivery of a satisfied customer. He signs off by name with one last confession before the spot ends on a green apple and a slightly garbled Apple web address.
The funny people
Meet the cast. 1
Say it with us
Highly quotable.
I don't know what they make the keys out of, but whatever it is, it's nonstick.
I'm Dave Chappelle, and I love internet porn.
Behind the scenes
The people who made it.
Bobcat Goldthwait
Director
A little extra
Notes from the archive.
Parodies Apple's "Switch" campaign, launched in June 2002, whose Errol Morris-directed TV spots featured ordinary people explaining why they moved from Windows PCs to Macs.
Script
Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.
- 00:00
Dave Chappelle
Well, I'm a comedian. I travel a lot, and needless to say, I get horny out there. I'm a chronic masturbator. I tried wagging off with my PC, but I felt like it was just too much clickety-clack, clickety-clack with my Mac. I mean, the video resolution is so clear, I can see parts of the vagina that I didn't even know existed. Labias and flabias and flip-flaps. Man, I'm a chronic masturbator. I don't know what they make the keys out of, but whatever it is, it's nonstick. And then with iTunes, I can actually listen to some of my favorite music while I'm masturbating. Wu-Tang Clan ain't nothin' to mess with. I'm Dave Chappelle, and I love internet porn.
The rabbit hole continues
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