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Ask a Gay Dude
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The setup
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The premise
Here’s the bit.
In a one-off twist on the show's Ask a Black Dude segment, comedian Mario Cantone sits in a darkened control room as the "Gay Dude," answering questions taped on a Manhattan sidewalk. The first passer-by wants to know how oral sex from a man compares with a woman's, and Cantone flatly refuses to be the expert. Rapper Bazaar Royale demands an explanation for the rainbow flag and gets a flirtatious threat for his trouble. Finally Twisted Sister's Dee Snider reasons that a gay man must want every man, then turns around and shakes his backside at the camera, which leaves Cantone teasing him before he doubles over retching.
The funny people
Meet the cast. 4
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Highly quotable.
How the fuck do I know? Next question!
I'm not feeling the rainbow.
I'll put a band-aid over your left cheek and make you my Nelly.
Behind the scenes
The people who made it.
Script
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- 00:04
David Broom
All right, I would like to know, when a gay guy is performing oral sex, is it better than a female?
- 00:11
Mario Cantone
Better? How the fuck do I know? Next question!
- 00:17
It's better!
- 00:19
Bazaar Royale
Hey, yo, I just got one question for you fruity pants out there. It's Bizarre Royale from Bloodline Records. I want to know, what is the rainbow about? What is the rainbow about? I'm not feeling the rainbow. I'm not feeling the rainbow. Get back at me about that.
- 00:37
Mario Cantone
Fruity pants. Let me tell you something. I'll put a band-aid over your left cheek and make you my Nelly.
- 00:43
Dee Snider
Since you're guys, like guys are always like after every chick. So since you're still a guy, but you like guys, then you'd be after every guy. So do you want me now? Do you want this? You can't have this, but if you want, I want to know, do you want this?
- 01:01
Mario Cantone
Oh, you tease. You big tease. Hold on one second.
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