"This movie's got an inconsistent visual language"
Do not go into a crane shot right now! You kiddin' me?
Yeah, man. Y'all, this movie's got a inconsistent visual language!
Handheld, like he a Dogma filmmaker? That's funny, since Dogma clearly forbids temporal geographical alienation!
Oh, I loved that shot the first time -- when it was in 'Nosferatu'!
I mean, this [bleep] trying to do some homage to the German Expressionists, or something.
Two movie theater patrons heckle a film in progress, but instead of typical jeers, they offer surprisingly sophisticated and knowledgeable film criticism, discussing cinematography techniques, visual language, and film history references.