| Teacher | 3 |
| Ted Lasso | 0 |
| Ted Wilkes | 1 |
| Teri Rialto | 1 |
| Terry | 1 |
| Terry Rialto | 1 |
| The Barber | 1 |
| The Count | 1 |
| The Customer | 1 |
| The Explaining Girl | 1 |
| The Explorer | 1 |
| The Face Pincher | 1 |
| The Father | 1 |
| The Flash | 1 |
| The Ghost of Christmas Present | 1 |
| The Hulk | 1 |
| The Italian | 2 |
| The Jew | 2 |
| The Lone Ranger | 1 |
| The Mother | 1 |
| The Mummy | 1 |
| The Nervous Patient | 1 |
| The Professor | 1 |
| The Redhead Gay | 2 |
| The Rookie Dentist | 1 |
| The Skipper | 1 |
| The Squire | 1 |
| The Swedish Chef | 1 |
| The Terminator | 2 |
| The Werewolf | 1 |
| The Wilson Woman | 1 |
| Thelma Harper | 1 |
| Theo | 1 |
| Thom Tillis | 1 |
| Thomas Jefferson | 1 |
| Tilda Swinton | 1 |
| Tim Cramblin | 1 |
| Tim Niggar | 1 |
| Tim Tebow | 1 |
| Timothy | 0 |
| Tin Man | 1 |
| Tina | 1 |
| Todd Linder Flohman | 1 |
| Tom Hanks | 4 |
| Tommy Davidson | 1 |
| Tommy Pencils | 1 |
| Toni | 2 |
| Tony Bennett | 2 |
| Tony Murchison | 1 |
| Toonces | 1 |
