| Prairie Dawn | 1 |
| Priest | 2 |
| Prince | 1 |
| Prof. Ellis D. Trails | 1 |
| Profesor Jirafales | 1 |
| Prudence Bigsby | 2 |
| Prymaat Conehead | 1 |
| Pyromaniac | 1 |
| Queen Shenequa | 1 |
| Quico | 1 |
| Rachel Mitchell | 1 |
| Rachel Sennott | 1 |
| Ray | 0 |
| Ray Parker Jr. | 1 |
| Record Exec | 0 |
| Reesie | 1 |
| Referee | 1 |
| Reg | 1 |
| Rhett | 1 |
| Richard Simmons | 1 |
| Richard Whiteley | 1 |
| Rick James | 2 |
| Ricky Martin | 1 |
| Ricky Ricardo | 2 |
| Ride Operator | 3 |
| Rita | 1 |
| Robert Livingston | 1 |
| Robin Williams | 1 |
| Robinhood | 1 |
| Rod Serling | 1 |
| Roger Sherman | 1 |
| Ronnie Dobbs | 1 |
| Rookie Police Officer | 1 |
| Roseanne Barr | 1 |
| Ross Perot | 1 |
| Rudy | 1 |
| Ryan Perkins | 2 |
| Sally | 1 |
| Sally Brown | 1 |
| Sam Duvet | 1 |
| Samantha | 1 |
| Samuel L. Jackson | 2 |
| Santa Claus | 10 |
| Sarah | 1 |
| Schroeder | 1 |
| Scientist | 1 |
| Scottish Passenger, Gentleman at the bar | 1 |
| Sean Connery | 10 |
| Sebastian Love | 1 |
| Second Nazi | 1 |
