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Vampire Slayers: Postmen
The setup
The premise
Here’s the bit.
Rach summons fellow Vampire Slayers Donna and Karen to her front room with urgent news: her phone rang in the night and Wesley Snipes himself warned her that most of the local postmen are vampires. The three women lie in wait on a street corner and leap out at a postman doing his rounds: Karen thrusts a crucifix at him in rubber gloves, Donna holds up a mirror to check for a reflection and Rach flails wildly with onions. The bemused postman and a colleague simply stand their ground and then stroll off, leaving the Slayers cowering behind some railings while Rach shouts threats after them.
The funny people
Meet the cast. 3
Say it with us
Highly quotable.
What's the urgency? Are we going shoplifting?
Right, this is it. In the name of Wesley Snipes, let's do it.
A little extra
Notes from the archive.
This is the second Vampire Slayers sketch; the trio debuted a week earlier in series 2, episode 3, and returned in series 3.


