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Vampire Slayers: Postmen

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A VERY GOOD USE OF YOUR TIME.

The setup

Tipped off by a late-night call from Wesley Snipes, Barnsley's self-appointed Vampire Slayers decide the town's postmen are the undead.

Community rating

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The premise

Here’s the bit.

Rach summons fellow Vampire Slayers Donna and Karen to her front room with urgent news: her phone rang in the night and Wesley Snipes himself warned her that most of the local postmen are vampires. The three women lie in wait on a street corner and leap out at a postman doing his rounds: Karen thrusts a crucifix at him in rubber gloves, Donna holds up a mirror to check for a reflection and Rach flails wildly with onions. The bemused postman and a colleague simply stand their ground and then stroll off, leaving the Slayers cowering behind some railings while Rach shouts threats after them.

The funny people

Meet the cast. 3

Say it with us

Highly quotable.

What's the urgency? Are we going shoplifting?

Right, this is it. In the name of Wesley Snipes, let's do it.

A little extra

Notes from the archive.

This is the second Vampire Slayers sketch; the trio debuted a week earlier in series 2, episode 3, and returned in series 3.