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First Date

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The setup

A promising first date takes a worrying turn when the waiter announces an especially unappetizing special.

Community rating

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The premise

Here’s the bit.

Bethany thinks her restaurant date with Bill is going beautifully until the waiter includes dog poop among the evening’s specials. Bill weighs his options with growing interest while Bethany’s hopeful inner monologue turns into a series of silent pleas. Another diner arrives to endorse the dish, making an ordinary dinner order an increasingly awkward test of her first impression.

The funny people

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Say it with us

Highly quotable.

Please don't get the dog poop.

Does the dog poop come with a side?

A little extra

Notes from the archive.

The troupe revisited this sketch in its September 29, 2020 “WKUK Talk About” discussion.

The rabbit hole continues

One more couldn’t hurt.

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