The Old Folks

Molly and Bert shuffle out onto their porch and lower themselves, with considerable effort, into their rocking chairs. The full moon has Bert feeling frisky and adventurous, but Molly deflates each of his ideas, from a midnight dash to the beach to a trip to the drive-in, with remarks about his age and his wandering attention. Bert tries to make her jealous with a story about a widow who dropped her handkerchief in front of him, and they swap news of a friend at the beauty parlor and his visit to the doctor before he needs a count of three to get up again. When Molly admits she is simply bored, Bert suggests a hobby, and her mishearing gives the sketch its final joke.

This installment aired in season 2, episode 22 (March 17, 1969), with guests Martha Raye and Mike Douglas; the official full-episode upload places it right after the opening question-and-answer segment.