Old School Vampires

A pair of old-fashioned vampires survey a nightclub with mounting irritation. Online social networks, casually dressed younger vampires and disappointing encounters with women have made the modern world feel thoroughly undignified. They reminisce about aristocratic conquests and try to revive their elaborate courtship routine. Their stiff, stately movements stand out against the younger crowd, whose effortless approach to the evening leaves the veterans baffled. Immortality has preserved their tastes and costumes more successfully than their social skills.