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Enlightenment: The Viceroy

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The setup

A television historian proudly unveils the last surviving specimen of a legendary tulip, then takes one step too many.

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The premise

Here’s the bit.

Presenting his heritage series Enlightenment from the grounds of a grand Dutch building, historian Dennis Lincoln-Park shows off a potted Viceroy tulip, a variety once worth a small fortune in livestock and goods during the 17th-century tulip craze and long believed extinct. He explains that this lone flower, recently found near Antwerp, is the key to reviving the variety. Mid-sentence he backs off the edge of a stone stairway and tumbles down it, the pot smashes, and a dog bolts away across the lawn, leaving him staring after it in horror.

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Highly quotable.

In 1634, it was recorded that a single bulb of this variety was exchanged for 1,000lb of cheese, eight pigs, 12 sheep and a glazed porcelain commode.

The Viceroy had been thought extinct for over 200 years. That is, until now.

A little extra

Notes from the archive.

The presenter's list of what one Viceroy bulb fetched riffs on a real basket of goods recorded for a single Viceroy bulb during the Dutch tulip mania, which included 1,000 pounds of cheese, eight pigs and twelve sheep but ended with a silver drinking cup rather than a commode. Historically, Semper Augustus and the Viceroy were two different prized tulips; the sketch treats them as one.

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One more couldn’t hurt.

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