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Snooker Commentators: Chris Lester: Part II

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The setup

Two snooker commentators agonise over a young player's missed shot, then try to out-gush each other about how good he looks in defeat and in victory.

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There is a quality to his fragile isolation that puts you in mind of Winona Ryder in court.

It's like basking in the light of twin suns.

The premise

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Ted and Peter are back in their takeaway-strewn commentary booth when Chris Lester misses a shot, and Peter is moved by the disappointment on the player's face. Ted wonders aloud whether Lester looks better losing or winning, and Peter says he would have to ask the player's girlfriend before offering a dreamy portrait of him wandering into the club bar after a win, his hair lit by a fruit machine. Peter caps it by likening that smile to being warmed by two suns, and Ted, agreeing wholeheartedly, tacks on a remark about his recent operation. It is the second of three Chris Lester instalments in the episode.

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  1. 00:08

    Ted Wilkes

    Oh, and that's a bad miss.

  2. 00:11

    Peter DeCoursey

    And just look at the disappointment on Chris Lester's pretty little face. That is a shame.

  3. 00:17

    Ted Wilkes

    He is devastated. And I can never make up my mind whether or not he looks more stunning in moments of adversity such as these as he does in moments of elation and joy.

  4. 00:31

    Peter DeCoursey

    Well, Ted, for the fullest answer to that question, you'd have to ask his lovely girlfriend, Jackie. But I know what you mean. There is a quality to his fragile isolation that puts you in mind of Winona Ryder in court Which is about as sexy as it gets But for my money it's when he walks into the crucible bar after a big win or a few snatched moments with Jackie and The light from the fruit machine dances through his hair and he smiles and he turns that

  5. 01:02

    Peter DeCoursey

    smile onto you It's like basking in the light of twin suns

  6. 01:07

    Ted Wilkes

    You're quite the You're quite right, Peter. It makes me thankful my op went okay.

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